I should go get a tan today. Can I wear this bikini? I still need a gauzy thing for over it and something yellow for the hair. And gloves. And whip cream. I don’t have to replicate it exact but, it helps me with the dance more when I have it all on and together so this evening will be all about doing that. I am pumped for tomorrow, I’ll be hanging out at Narwhal first in costume so come to the art show too if you want (duh come!) and get drunk with me so that I can get in to whip cream girl head space mode and come to life on stage. I will probably do ridic things with whip cream “in character” and I am going on second or fourth at the after party burlesque performance over at The Bovine. Fun night indeedly!

Blythe sure whores herself around.

I dreamt about myself in this dress all night long.

Nope not hair bumpits just hair crown breakage magic, I gather it and pin it at the back.

Power lunch. I’ve got an important meeting with some chicken wings. We also shared a burger.

It’s so nice up there. We need to eat out less and cook more plus it’s bbq season, no more delivery either.

There’s a phony smile! Well it’s better than the other one I’m not posting, I mean I look good but a little too Robocop. Luckily my shoulder pads were able to fit through the door.

Flowers everywhere.

I was in heaven.

Big-ups to my triple chin close-up, thank yew Matt the minx for that (ps we have to shoot next week because this week I have broken out in to pizza face and I don’t think you have photoshop skills that are that advanced) and now I can’t wait to see the cinnamon challenge. Have you guys heard of that? You eat a spoonful of cinnamon and then you feel like the world is closing in on your throat and you either swallow or blow cinnamon everywhere. Mine looked like spew coming out of my mouth, oh nice! Thanks Sean for showing the super fans “how it is done” with me, til next time! (This is the night that definitely got me sick it was so cold and windy!)

And in my continuing quest of becoming asian we went to Pacific mall today! First time! I was not feeling very shoppy though so it was almost a wasted effort, well not so I did get a dress and specs I’ve been after. But I didn’t get my regular gobs of crystals and kawaii type chotchkis cos I wasn’t feeling spendy plus I was looking for my burlesque outfit which I couldn’t find in that maze of shiny foreign merchandise. We browsed and ambled and then left.

This look is very big in Japan, Asia, whatever. The flowers and the lace and the doll/90’s petite dressy look thing, I think the designer who started it is called Liz Lisa. HAHA this is a Liz Lisa dress, duhoye. This dress is very Xiaxue and I just realized with my pink wig combined with this dress, over the top so her. I dig her style anyway. The shop girl yelled out to me when I put this on oh my god you’re so skinny, she was shocked it fit so well. All the dresses there I am an amazon in, she said that in the backs of dresses from Hong Kong they are made smaller than from Korea because I put one teeny one on in particular and I looked like a giant exploding out of it thank god it didn’t explode. She said I was so skinny again when I put my shirt back on so I said oh haha thank you? She meant it in a funny way like she was proud that I came in her store, it made me feel special. I gave her my card and said I was a fashion blogger (why did I say that?? haha) but I’ll do her dress proud and she gave me a good deal. I almost got these cute underwears with bears on them elsewhere 5 for $12 but we couldn’t find the place again and we were feeling nappy and wanted to go.

It was overwhelming trying to decide which flower dress to buy, every store has similar dresses all spread out from stall to stall for halls and halls and all different prices on the stickers, reduced/clearances blabbity blah, it was very bartery and some are expensive we were so suckered in. I’ll post more pics later tomorrow. We had lunch at Wills landing and I basically got to see Teacher’s commute to work daily. Tomorrow, more shopping and rehearsing. I must find a yellow two piece and a yellow kerchief for my hair. Try finding that in a sea of this.

I’m not worried, do I sound worried. Not worried. Okay maybe a little bit. TV will fix that.

Cool story Hansel.

I do not want to blog today. And we got tings to do but I think he is taking empties back so I have a few spare moments more.

That’s my game face.

Whatagwan bredren.

Ahh a piece of glass. I gave my desserts to the chicks, no dudes, all food.

Random pretty shots from Casa Loma, the first time I ever graced these halls was for a film fest party and what a bender that was, I think Gill got us in. I was dressed like a penis as usual, you can catch a tiny thumbnail glimpse here haha jokes I am funny. Anyway.

This would be awesome for my house. Watching period piece films are such a tease.

Ghostly. Spooky.

Bye friends. We miss you.

Ok you can have ONE of my mayonaisses. Fifteen cents each lol. I don’t know why that is funny. It just is.

ok chill out Diane Arbus.

This was Teacher’s. Why would you order a burger from Swiss Chalet, it’s obnoxious. I can’t blog my quarter chicken dark because I was using one of my journals as a barrier from the dog and the page I flipped it to has something embarrassing and dirty written on it so newp sorry come again.

Yesterday was all about Stella.

And how much I now hate my hair. Thanks to the wind and the Rod Stewart. I am just going to keep growing the roots until I can’t take it anymore.

I have to go put my face on so gotta go.

Oh God. ha.

Probably one of the more retarded videos I’ve made. This song is awesome and if you’ve seen the video you’ll “get it”. You’ll also note that we have moved a painting, looks good there. Good and cray.

And here is a retro raymi video of me dancing to buttons THREE YEARS AGO. Feels like longer.

Woah. Chill out H&M.

With makeup on I will look a lot better. Going to buy my outfit today. Stoked. This is just a regular casual outfit haha.

Blablablee blablabloo. Bye!

Where is my neck, or wow I gotta long neck. I look like a midget.

Baby fun to watch strikes again. There will be flames and whip cream painted on me, I will have whip cream cans for props and I guess now I have to spray it everywhere, I’ll keep it clean haha yeah right. Um yeah, will be a great time. I’m dancing to Buttons by Sia, just made a cute dance video to it. Hamming it up like cray, craying it up like ham. Jaja. When he gets back from shopping (and is making me dinner!)(march break rules!) I’ll compress and upload as for now I gotta shower. Going shopping for cray things tomorrow, then I guess Wednesday go away somewhere and Bechnique can have a Stella love affair walk party? And on Sunday night I’m going away with the cougs to a spa and to party on Niagara on the Lake then shopping over the border. C’est fantastique.

Misfit table.

ok back to work!