another day another whatevdfgds.kghds;
How to be a drunk asshole – FUCKING GOLD MAN! LAUGHED TO FUCKING TEARS!
I just randomly wrote on google: how to be a drunk asshole, AND WHAT THE FUCK, there was an actual article about it.
Clicked it, started to read and MAN OH MAN I LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY, I MEAN FUCK! You know when you laugh so your stomiche burns from pain, that kinda laugh.
Shit, I loved it and I posted it on my blog, it’s a swedish blog so dont bother.
Man, CRED to your article.
DUDE, I just clicked your name and you’re a fucking girl! I imagined some big, hairy dude sitting there typing that shit but you where fucking hot!
Well, enough said, FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE, KEEP IT REAL!
Best wishes from Timmy Henriksson AGE 20, ripped and handsome.
hahah hey dude i totally forgot about that article til you just reminded me thanks for re-inflating my ego ya swede! ps. i was 18 when i wrote that i guess i should write a redux to it seeing as i now have several year’s worth of experience in the social boozing dept. behind me. haha fil is laughing at me right now cos i pretty much nailed the top 5 rules of asshole drunkenness last nite, to a Tee. well the top 4 really cos i didn’t get into any physical fights.
Top 5 Rules of asshole drunkenness
1. It’s always your turn to talk
CHECKMARK
2. You are always right
OBVIOUSLY!
3. You are the most intelligent person in the room
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A MIND READER OH WAIT I WROTE THIS SO YES YOU/I ARE/AM WHAT!?
4. Nothing you do is stupid.
NOT EVEN THE PART WHEN I DRAGGED THREE STRANGER GIRLS TO THE ROOF PATIO OF PAUPER’S TO DRINK WITH US AND TOLD THEM THEY LOOKED LIKE LESBIANS AND SAT THERE IN THE POURING RAIN HOLDING MY UMBRELLA OVER THE ONE WHO’S BIRTHDAY IT WAS OMG HI YOU GUYS.
see:
5. Know when to get the fuck out of there because you’ve offended too many people and they outnumber your drunken ass.
one more why not
so.
here i am. close to 2am. home from my b-day celebration which basically licked furry cooch, and i am stalking your blog.
maybe cuz i need a grin?
mybe cuz i need a bike tire-tube update?
whatever the case, i just want to thank you for entertaining me every day (geez, can you tell i am a freshly 34 yr old nerd who desires salty snacks and just got stuck in the rain for 1/2 hr trying to hail a f’n cab?)
anyhow. that is all.
you are a rarity, doh, ray, mi.
x
oh you are cute
im sorry it rained on your birthday party and your party sucked it’s ok at least you turned 34 instead of 35
fil will be 34 in december
we are all getting older
le sigh
at least it’s pouring right now for all those kids going to that stupid rogers picnic music festival today
hahah
