who wants a Beeeeeeeeeej?

raymi diet tip: bananas – they make you crap your face off, bananas and tea, that’s all i consumed one summer and was a friggin’ skeleton, i went for a physical and my doctor was alarmed by how high my potassium level was which of course made me paro and thought i was going to explode or something.

nice eve for a game, great seats too.

this totally fat drunk woman sat directly behind me and was scream-talking into her phone about how shitfaced she was and just came from canyon creek and was trying to locate her friend halfway across the dome i have a video of the end of the conversation. every time she got up her stomach bashed the back of my head and she would slam slam slam bam bam bam the empty seat between pitt and i every time the jays did something right.

now for the dramz, first, that chick had her nails did like la-fawnduh and that chick from road trip, the one that gets with that skinny ugly kid when they drop in on that fraternity, she’s like, a beast, anyway this chick kept running (EW) her fingernails (EW) through this dude’s hair and loudly slurp kissing him, she did it exactly like road trip chick and she did it TWO HUNDRED TIMES! i kept trying to get a picture of it. ungh. ok just watch this 200 times, about 30 seconds in she gets really into the fingernails/hair thing:

see the yuppie high-fiving the emo kid, emo kid caught a ball.

okai i said i wouldn’t blog about the dramz buuuuut, well, lets just say this crew in front of us were not feeling pitt’s heckling from all of the heckle juice he was drinking and so, it got a bit heated and i may or may not have called one of those chicks sweetie to purposely get her goat got.

pride colours!

god see how greasy that looks and it’s freshly washed, maybe cos roots are coming in? anyway, thank you for the thousands of suggestions, i will investigate this matter some more and go with either the costliest or cheapest fix.