new installment: raymi’s flickr messages.
From:
orgazmatron02
Subject: u
Lauren,
I’m a big fan of your photos and you are one of the hottest sexiest lady’s on here. I just have one request, give us some full nudity once in a while. “Jump off the cliff and build your wings on the way down” Just do it baby! Your a fox plus inquiring minds want to know. You can ask me to do anything if you so desire.
Thanks,
Greg
Louisville
i never reply or even check my flickr inbox, right now it shows that i have 270 unread messages (most are people adding me to their contacts) anyway, orgazmatron inspired me to send back this:
i have flickr to upload pictures for my blog
im not a fucking desperate porn star
dont be irritating
to which he responded with this gem:
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bug ya. Believe it or not, I’m an intelligent caring person who loves all of the arts especially written & music. I collect books and I read constantly. I realize my pics are closer to porn (actually, you’d be giving me more credit than due) than yours ever in a million light years could be of which are art pure and simple. I use flikr on the other hand for a release of tension and anxiety, call it an addiction if you will. I’ve read your blog and I count myself as a fan of your words and pics. Some of your pictures are erotically charged. You know as well as anybody that when you do the same things over and over, it tends to stagnate. In other words, lose the safety net. Just my opinion but if your going to show your tits periodically, why not show the whole package sometimes. That is not porn, that is nude and that is art as well. Big difference. Not to mention your unique beauty would preclude it from remotely being called something as base as porn. I won’t bother you or contact you again and once again I am sorry if I offended you.
Fare thee well,
Greg
barf. i haven’t replied, here (nsfw!) is what his flickr looks like, and pretty much represents 85% of the flickr community, these people don’t get that it is a tool used for something other than corny “couples” searching for muff.
next.
From:
tributhor
Subject:
Hi!
Hi honey! You´re very beautiful and i would like to tribute you, please. What do you think about?
didn’t respond but hmm what does he mean by tribute? he’s no longer active on flickr so fortunately i can’t link to his page, which solely consisted of pictures of girls, their clothing, face, ass, tits on his monitor with his spooge all over the screen. no thanks!
oh look a letter from orgazmatron from november:
From:
orgazmatron02
Subject:u
hey lauren,
just popping in to reiterate the fact that I so love your random bizarre assortment of pictures. I’m definitely an enamored fan of yours. although I do wish I could be privy to your more intimate photos, the ones of you are still tantalizingly hot! I just wish that once you would acknowledge me or comment on my pics or write me a little note via flikrmail, something. Its cool if ya don’t though, as long as I can see your voyeuristic shots continue. Take care baby & happy holidays to you and yours.
greg
oh shit one he sent ten days previous to this:
From:
orgazmatron02
Subject:u
Hey Lauren(?, hope I got right),
Your pictures are mindblowing and so stunning even the food. You are so damn fine too in all ways! I am so enamored and enraptured by you it is unreal. I am a fan I guess. I can’t post my pics with my face because of work but if you are curious at all (probably not) I have many with my face and I could send ya a few. I also have a couple vid clips of me masturbating if that’s of interest. I am an avid reader myself and love all of the beat poets and authors along with a wide variety of other stuff I am currently reading including Pullman, Butler, Kesey, Heinlein, Bradbury, Steinbeck, and many others. Also love all types of music, jazz, rock etc. I am a Deadhead! Well, take care and have fun!,
greg
oh look another one from a month prior to this, fuck he’s been hounding me awhile.
From:
orgazmatron02
Subject: blogs & you
Hey Rami,
Just checked out several hundred pics of yours and read some of your bloggage. I am definitely a fan of yours now. We share some of the same interests like reading, film, & art. Although I loved most of the pics in your stream, I dig your erotics the best. You are an amazing artist. I would so want to see you in a full nude sometime if possible. I don’t want to bug you, just to tell you that I loved your art and that you are mega beautiful!
Take care & have fun,
Greg
ok i am depressed now happy sunday.
