here’s a don’t.

DON’T eat a chicken teriyaki bento box and eat around the slightly pink parts of the chicken and then don’t go into a tiny whimsical gift store in the annex holding in your fourth #2 of the day then go to the tanning salon sweating and clammy and use the facilities and then DON’T have a suntan and DON’T picture crapping the suntan bed either oh god it was like the end of the fucking world half an hour ago, all is well but next time just pass on the suntan until your body temperature goes back to normal. that was like the dumbest thing i’ve done lately and i usually make a point to do a dumb as often as possible and no in case you didn’t get it i did not crap the tanning bed i had to lie perfectly still while my delicate insides got a nice little cooking i couldn’t do my regular poses and rotations it was that close.

i just saw rizabef and n they are doing well for anyone who cares, seeing them tonite if anyone else wants to get in on it.

it takes wendi months to get you the pictures she takes.

i rented stardust don’t tell me anything about it i am tempted to watch it before fil comes home because i am yes, a lesbian.

*update oh man i just crapped AGAIN. no more bento boxes, no more chinese food. saigh.