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we are w/o coffee i am still ridiculously inhabiting another realm of fantastical being, hung and what’s better is crazy 1 and crazy 2 and i are going on a shopping date in like 30 minutes, and they’ve never met before and did i emphasize enough how exactly delicate i am right now?
friday afternoon
mall
xmastime
hangover
3 bigmouths
this is going to be a hilarious disaster.
i asked fil what he wanted for christmas he said wait what is my birthday present? HELLO that stupid hundred dollar purse for your camera! oh right thanks. he wants a big boy coat, which i cannot get on my own so f that looks like i’m buying webkinz and clothes for myself.
i’m not even showering.
do they make sunglasses for brains?