bedtime w/ rocky. this is a little, or a lot, gay.
yesterday afternoon i left fart club and went on a mini-vacation to BURLYngton to see my dad and eat chicken wings and look at wing chairs and go to indigo and watch tv.
i get really agitated on the train i feel like everyone is counting how many times i flick my hair or cross and re-cross and cross my legs. i blew it and sat on the wrong-facing side of the seat too and had to act like i meant to do it and i could see white collar dudes checking me out in the window reflection like they’re all sly or something. i want to say sorry i don’t normally fidget so much you should see me on the couch where there is a normal amount of space to get comfortable in WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME*???
*jennifer love hewitt i know what you did last summer voice.
sighsighsighhhsiiighssigh.
sigh rocky.
i don’t want to make you jealous but we went to burlington mall. it was lame. on our way out i said i have to take my picture in front of this sad mirror and my dad wandered on ahead and this girl was watching me on a bench and she made eye-contact with my dad and they both laughed and she goes oh my sister does this all the time and i walk over and say are you making fun of me little girl? (in perfectly comedic-timed dane cook voice so she wasn’t scared) and she gets a bit nervous and says no and then as we walked away some more i said loud enough (hopefully) for her to hear you know you aren’t supposed to talk to strangers in malls.
i bet her sister doesn’t even have a blog.
the sales guy kind of broke our hearts, my dad picked out two chairs.
crazy lady on my dad’s street.
i <3 m-kate you can't stop me.
fil texted to tell me he had a zit on his face cos i said he better look ugly out on the town w/o me then i picked up my purse from the wrong side it was open and dumped all over the floor. fil‘s zit made art.
this bed is about as wide as a gurney, quite soft though. once i wake up in the morning it is impossible to get back to sleep cos the sun blasts through your brain and eyelids like a suntan bed, so i basically get 5 hours sleep opposed to my usual 20 ha.
rocky kept falling off and was too timid to walk over me so he would walk all the way around instead and then fall off once he got to the part he wanted to snuggle me at.
can you imagine if there were two of me my head hurts just thinking about it, hmm, maybe i would have a million dollar empire like the olsens if so? yeah right we’d be like a barely less shitty than tegan and sara duo.
