this dude has been frostbiting it in the fridge for over a year now, fil was so hung sunday i decided it was time to part ways.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! the fact that it is barfing itself out of itself is not a good omen.

when i grocery shopped as fatraymi i used to throw in a bunch of cheap “meals” because we are both garbage disposals and finish EVERYTHING that enters this condo within 24 hours, not kidding. anyway, we finally put our foot down with doing that. it’s quality, not quantity.

99 cents worth of pure ecstasy.

everyone keeps telling me i am going to lose my ass if i keep losing weight and to that i say sorry, impossible.

and YOU wish!

welcome to the ten millionth episode of good idea bad idea.

i had a pet cat named sheeba who looked exactly like this guy. sigh. siamese cats are awesome because they are insanely neurotic.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

looking at the time the first picture was taken and then the last picture of the empty plate, there was a four minute difference. savages.

5.30 in the morningish, maybe 6 who knows.

right before i ex-communicated cid to the hallway towel closet, dude is the size of a football field and kept attacking my arm because it was in his way.

dooooooood.

i accidentally shook way too much salt all over it and had to get another plate (a new plate not a new piece of fish, i’m not an asshole) i am trying to think up a funny salt joke comparsion but i can’t. oh i know it was like that scene in pure luck when martin short chooses the ONE salt shaker danny glover purposely fucks with to test how bad martin’s luck actually is. i love that movie i think it is in my top 20 of favourite comedys of all time. i was angry because i was already regretting eating this pile of grease and then to top it off i poured cardiac arrest all over it.

seriously way too much. when we ordered fish n chips for dinner as a kid we would get ONE order of chips to share between the four of us, one to yourself is just gluttony.

ps. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!!!! it’s like the fountain but ten million times more depressing because it is real. video of it here. fil doesn’t think it’s real because the guy’s ponytail is too nice, yeah thanks expert.