Do not drink the ashes

Hallow hallo allo how are ya lovely!

Just practicing my accent me is. Practice over haha. This sunshine today are you kidding me! Lets go for lunch in this small town called Jordan Station. Thuper fun. Heck bro I live 30 minutes from wino country. What an idiot. I mean all this time!!!

I’ll just get the instagrammables out of the way first. Cave Springs winery loooooooove it. After lunch we had tastings ooh la la I cheated on my diet. Yes, remorseful but caaam ehhn you would have too. Can’t resist the barrel cask whatever oak taste of that red goodness I died and Slurren was out in no time. Fancy is as fancy does.

Whimsical. Spring is here today for sure, yesterday was like after the apocalypse of gloom.

Half my photos haven’t finished sending yet I think when I send to raymiATraymitheminx it takes a lot longer so the other half well you’ll just have to wait and see won’t you then? It would be awesome to have lipstick on in this photo.

There was a fire off in the distance I love that shit yo!

Lunch is served.

I love my camera phone thinger.

Thought my whore boots might be a little much for this little town made for couples who wear sweaters and have massages together and stare at waterfalls and “work on their marriages” lol. It was funny. Only because I am an asshole. Only.

Def going back for more.

Seriously. Dopamine injection looking at that. I am drawn to colour. It awakens me

Sweet. Made of wood so all the coolness without all the killing.

Statement piece. There’s a Native art store. Seen seen, cool peeps there.

Lots of Steven Seagall swag abound. Kind of wish I bought that now.

Oh hey!

Girls plus wine plus camera phone equals masterpiece. If I knew all these samples, “tastings” were free I would have had like four more at least please tell me next time thank you. Gosh it would have been awesome if all my pictures sent, wifi lag what is that? Meh the couch is calling my name. And by couch I mean sitting here still watching the rest of Big bruv ep. 5.

Anyway F that S have a nice night. Will this be JT’s babillionth time hosting SNL or what?