me: woah.
Ryan: this is funny
people get road rage bad eh
my hippie friend cut off someone and got followed and beaten up by vigilantes once
me: good
Ryan: i figured you’d like that story
it was his own fault i hear
he was really being a hippie about it all
saying things like chill and
mellow out
me: OMG
how did he cut them off
if a hippie EVER told me to chill or mellow i would slam a fucking WWF chair over their head
Ryan: it was really more of a hit and run sort of thing
switching lanes, hit a car’s ass then booked off
me: well there you go
Ryan: so these alberta nationalists followed him until he stopped
you know those guys in the monster trucks who put their heads out the window and tell people to go back to africa or asia
and offer them airfare or busfare out of canada every chance they get
couple of them guys roughed up the hippie as they waited for the cops to show
and then the cop also charged the hippie for spitting up blood
it’s illegal to spit there
don’t blog that though
me: woah why not!
i already did the other parts
i fucking hate alberta
why cant i post that
Ryan: fine i hate alberta too
me: ha
why do we hate alberta
we just do right
Ryan: yeah it feels natural doesn’t it?
there might be reasons though
they were colonized by americans, their upper class is nearly still 100% american, they’re big oil like cheap arab countries who did nothing to attain their wealth
me: they suck
ahhh
born rich stupid
Ryan: whereas ontario has a history of working for it
yes
and yet they complain about ottawa the loudest – hold our government hostage
me: well everyone’s feelings regarding toronto are just hilarious
Ryan: they’re separatists anyway and no one wants them
yeah tron funkin blow
me: oh shut up thunder gay
Ryan: whatever toron-hoe
me: HO
moron
torongardentool?
Ryan: d’oh
more like thunder fuckin A
ok that was lame
me: HAHAHHAHA
no that was wicked
i’m going to eat my weight in chinese food later and gonna start googling pictures of it now to torture myself.
refresh if comments are fucking up and not showing sigh.
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i now invite you to see how much further ryan and i went with this provinces hating tour, read chad’s post then the comments.
