yesterday was a skinny day.

that pose was specifically for me and i am not lying.

this fucks with my eyes.

bumped into my old partner in crime the blond girl.

meeting of the…

oh i get it, sorry i pass on grass. that’s dimitri and joe. joe is not in the burning brides.

girl in the red is toooootally posing.

uhhhhhhhh i was in the middle of talking and bossing wendi around and she took that.

these are not in order i don’t care.

that little sprite who looks like aaliyah is allergic to peanuts and then i talked her head off about it.

fucked up wendi’s drink at gorilla monsoon (i know that place is lame) and then made her eat her hotdog on the patio i forget where i was going with this.

this is hysterical to me right now.

me: remember cheese crackers last nite

Phil: mmm roquefort

me: haha what a gay name
i just destroyed a banana

Phil: you are a gay name

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i just googled angelica houston and found this:

* The 4 dresses included (from left):

* Sharon Stone’s gold/grapevine beaded column from 1995 film Casino.

* Cher’s red beaded column worn in 1992 film The Player – also worn by Angelica Houston on Vanity Fair 1990 cover.

* Brooke Shields red/black beaded dress with red/black fox trimmed coat worn for 1983 Cosmopolitan magazine cover.

* Diana Ross’s red chevron beaded dress and coque feather boa from concert wardrobe and 1999 film Double Platinum.

from this barfular society ezine called socialwhirl hahaha. ew, society. i dunno try THE REAL WORLD. the real whirl. ew whirl.

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Ryan: is it fucking snowing there too?

me: NO
is it snowing in thunder bay!>?
its warm here

Ryan: this is ridonkulous
i was sitting in the lake drinking beer like last week
yeah now i’m watchin it snow
those poor tomatoes

me: heres a tip, MOVE
take a picture email it please i want to blog it

Ryan: yeah that tip got a laugh and a nod
ok brb

me: dude i thought thunder bay sucked before
but now
i am speechless