here is an unamazing story.

on the island waiting for the ferry i situate myself at the front of everyone as i can see the boat is nearly docking, i take the initiative and then people start grouping all around me and then the boat docks and there is barely anyone coming off so i wait for these people to get off and there is now just two more people one with a cart full of junk another with a bike but loads of room for me to pass by so i start to walk and i guess based on my previous move to line up first everyone has declared me as their leader and commence following me but the boat dudes are all woah woah WOAH stand back people you can’t board yet i’m like uh i just want my special treatment i have nothing to do with these morons and their baby helmets (in my head) and sigh and wait a couple seconds for nothing cos no one else is getting off cos there IS no one else to get off and then the one guy goes ok NOW you can go and motions after i gave an extra second of waiting as a message to let them know that they are stupid.

so for the entire ride back to the mainland i felt like, bad, and i was going to get a lecture or someone was going to say something to me cos that’s what the tone was like during boarding it was very i am the boss you are not the boss and once the one dude said no boarding all four chimed in it was so stupid. but no one said anything and i was all prepared to be banned from the ferry for a year or something magnificent like that upon delivering my biting wit.

except for fil he called me an idiot and way to go.

four stars post.

two nites ago paris hilton was just around the corner from our place at lobby.