morning water friend.

good thing i didn’t have seconds. that little prick deserved it.

this guy asked me if my picture was going to be in the toronto sun i just laughed and said maaaaaaaaybe then he tried to get us to take some junk with us.

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i have had insane cramps all day long which can only mean that i have cervical cancer that’s what i decided this morning to be paranoid about because at my last physical my doctor was like go have an ultrasound ok sure gave me papers i didn’t call and cos these cramps are too early i have decided that little barely a cyst that she told me was from about to be having my period is full-blown cancer spread throughout my body and not just the about to have my period (again already?!) cramps. i need like ten fainting couches stacked in a pyramid like stairs and i slam down into all of them one by one like a chemical brothers video.

anyway if something works don’t fucking change it by trying out a different japanese restaurant MISTAKE. i actually left fish behind i think my sashimi honeymoon is over. on the way there in my head i was like should i shouldn’t i should i shouldn’t i try the place across the street from ghazale but then happened upon somewhere else instead.

somehow i choked my way through 15 pieces thank god for sake.

i do not need to eat again for the rest of my life even though i still went to dominion to get prosciutto and two bananas and milk but all the students took the milk so i put back my selections then went to noah’s for organic save the world products but no bananas or prosciutto, prosciutto being the only fucking reason i left the building in the first place.

i carried my milk and hummus and okra wrap in my hands no bag and i could tell these frat boys on my way home were all picturing me cooking them dinner in flip flops and underwear.

now i am going to read my emo book on the couch and take advantage of the alternate reality vicious cramps puts you in.

this is how i feel right now:

haha i am going to put this in my facebook and tag my brother’s name to it i will update you with his response later. if you didn’t know this is the robot guy from aliens and we used to do impressions of him all the time when he pukes all over himself as he is getting torn in half we make his warbly puking noises.

ps. has anyone heard the new bjork album is it good and worth buying?