Who do I think I am? Who don’t I?

Oh hey, you’re still here? Fuh-ine. Come along then.

I wore this sensible secretary/Marge Simpson dress all weekend long. I threw a jumper in my AA bag regardless. I forgot I had tickets to War Horse in my Nella Bella clutch, the show was Saturday night so I weighed my options – continue being a hangover waste of space on the couch (actually very favorable, Shannon and I kept it real for many hours horizontally on her L-shaped wrap around holla) or go to a frickin’ fancy play and even though I fought sleep 400 times during I made it through War Horse now give me my medal.

Thank you. Finally, some much earned recognition. Hey there Anum. Anum thinks I am awesome for some reason so we are friends now DEAL WITH IT.

Back to the program now. My hair is getting longer, healthier. Fading yes and poker straight fine/thin from once being wizard white platinum but still, getting healthier and longer all the same. It will be a luxurious homecoming treat to be a mermaid again.

Strawberry earrings.

Booking it cos we is down to the wire, for my rock star panel. How rockstar.

What is this Woodbine racetrack?

Should have taken the skywalk. That is a Toronto regional-specific joke!

Oh look there’s Rannie.

‘sup Rannie. I have known that kid ten years. I like how we all rise together. #daps.

Look how excited Anum is to meet/hang with me I am so happy for her! juh-juh-juh jokes! This conference coverage (YES ONCE AGAIN) will be a two-parter. I’m using my crappy camera’s pics first. Colleague’s next. There’s just too much kay? Deal. Then once Love Trap airs (Cosmo TV Wednesday night 9:30) I can blog all of my behind the scenes footage too. I am good content-wise for like weeks if I totally wanted. But who cares about the past? It’s a finite resource -Doug Coupland. (one of my favs).

And then, your hero had a business meeting at the Ritz. What. It could happen. And can I just say that hotel bar people watching is still the bee’s knees.

The mirror wasn’t so dusty IRL and hey maybe it was even supposed to be that way.

Best tights ever.

Ghost town patio. People came to scout it for future wedding receptions.

The meeting was great. More things are happening for team “this guy”. Went back over to The Metro Toronto Convention Center to meet Shannon and take in the McD’s talk. It made us want burgers bad.

I am lucky that my eyelashes can take to mascara quite well. Once I find my eyelash glue I JUST BOUGHT I will definitely put my falsies on, they’re like Betty Boop on steroids. I need to be as pretty as possible for some undefined concrete reason. I should just go ahead and write a girl’s version of The Game. Mayhaps I’ve been writing all along through blog.

Don’t boast about your transparency campaign McDonald’s, I’m sorry but with nutrition and creating childhood morbid obesity you cannot be transparent enough. These figureheads were public relations groomed to the nines and used Ronald McDonald’s house charities as a masterful manipulation tactical cloak. Shannon and I were stunned to see the tables of beaming brainwashed moms only there to get those McD’s dollars for their coupon-littered blogs. I mean I feel that but I also noticed that McDonald’s was the number one sponsored logo placed on the conference handout.

I mean I’ll still eat McDonald’s because I think I’m invincible and am lucky that my metabolism can take it and I like to treat myself to eating garbage because I probably hate myself AND hello big macs are delicious. I just don’t like televangelist-types and why I was sitting there at all was cos Shannon was learning and Shannon is my friend and I am supportive like that. I was also a bit buzzed from my business lunch meeting so didn’t mind sitting there like a zombie. Anum and I did spend a good time pre-meeting in the Molson room so, yeah. TGIF!

Then I crashed the Women’s trade show by walking in through the exit and I think my She’s Connected badge helped, plus my smile and my walking like I am supposed to be walking in the out way. Shannon’s friend was like are you sure and I said yes I am sure, look at that security’s back turned to us right now it’s like this is supposed to happen and I am glad it did because we had a fun time! Shannon had a Brass Vixens hoola hoop booth set-up. Smart how they had the two women’s things going on at once that weekend. Smart planning.

Lets go to the women’s national show fair, drink it rather. Wine not?

Except I can’t drink sugar stuff so hard, it is.

This degenerated in to chip ‘n dales pretty quickly. I have a great video to share with you guys.

Ritz charcuterie.

Somehow Shannon got her bf to make us breakfast even though we came in at the crack of dawn lol. I’m like what trouble did YOU get in to for this? He’s like, it’s what trouble WILL I. Touche. They’re a good pair.

Dr. Ho seduced her in to buying this thing. Not cheap either!

Must cancel out that fugly picture with a cute one now.

Remember when ponytails were my thing for a little bit there? Then I grew up. I would love to see this play. I was an Emerald City dancer in a performance of Wizard of Oz many years ago.

Hi hi.

I am pretty good at hooping. #notgonnalie

Okay I am kind of lying I am not like “the best” either.

But I sure do look like I am having fun aren’t I? What can I say, I lurve trade shows. Check you later Mugh-ndayers.