Lazy weekender

Aye aye captain Zissou.

Finally got the boy on the boat this w/e to watch the air show from the lake, bonus idea me! After seeing the planes from land all weekend long (since Thursday when they began practicing) I had been itching to go out there. Sometimes the city makes me claustrophobic and being close to water but not on it, even worse. And that gorge weather. I sometimes get summer sadness thanks to FOMO (fear of missing out) I now realize. That’s why we do so many things because we are afraid if we don’t our existences will be meaningless. I think we are too hard on ourselves.

I know life isn’t always about fun and games (the control freaks will counter with) but seeing water loving people adorn their cray ship with these guys kind of straightens you out a little. I love the eccentrics. When we passed them back into harbor they asked if we caught anything, I said no, but we watched the air show and they were like THAT IS AMAZING.

Perhaps it’s supposed to confuse thieves. “I just sharted bro.” Ahahaha totally.

Papa enjoying some organic yellow watermelon we bought from the farmer’s market and our favourite chips that Nana also buys. She couldn’t make it out yesterday, aw boo.

This photo is going to get me through winter, those bleak months when we are nice shades of alabaster. What’s Wednesday Addams up to these days?

Fap fap fap. j/k no i’m not. j/k j/k j/k omgosh you guys.

Cheesyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Sometimes I have Italian mannerisms I suppose. Guess who has even more!?

Sometimes I like the candid ones then two days later I am like WHAT HAVE I DONE!!

I think I look like my papa a lot, sometimes. I sure say sometimes a lot. Anyway. Mom am I right?

Steve you look hot here. And everywhere. And today’s weather couldn’t be more opposite. Wahh. Suck attack central over here.

Here are my pin-up ones. I have to get my s- together for my Playboy shoot tomorrow. I’m going to have hair extensions too O_O I am kind of nervous as hell. I will “kill it” though and I have assembled a pro hair, makeup + photographer team (okay Steve did) so that will “make it” but I am just wardrobe flustered (as usual) is all, do I copy the other girls or do my own thing? Do we shoot in a bar or in studio, or both? I just want it all done lickity split and have no one annoyed at me. Being pre-menses is not helping matters any more either but getting a lot of shut-eye the last few days has, plus tonight. I am all about boring girlfriend duties until the weekend is over, stamped it. Now how to manage tiff stuff will be another thing-thang to worry about til after tomorrow. See how helpful blogging can be?

It was pretty choppy waters, now I “get it” when I’m texting my uncle about east winds and insisting it is calm but it’s not, winds on the water are a whole other thing entirely. We fought some crazy waves on the way back it was pretty gangster.

Oh I’m sorry, am I blocking your view of the CN Tower?

It was a lovely day out thanks again so very much Uncle Mike!

When I shower later I’ll inspect my boat bruises, hope I don’t have any. It happens, you’re on water. On the couch last night with my eyes closed (so beat from the sun) I felt like I was rocking still, it was trippy. Stopped myself before any nausea could sink in though.

This one can also be enjoyed upside down.

It’s my blog and I can do as I please. Very well then.

Probs not snowbirds, but lovebirds.

Steve you got good ones. Mine will all be horrible no doubt.

Here we have a pilot bro experiencing a classic RTM double point.

Unfortch I can’t make the machine gun noises my dad and brother do.

Oh right, an air show is going on.

Have mercy.

Fine then don’t.

They’re like ants on camera, sorry everyone go watch your own damn air show.

Consolation prize.

It all looks the same after awhile.

Shopper’s drug mart saves the day as everything was closed yesterday I was like oh we’ll just go to Whole Foods when we get off the highway WRONG. I shared one with Papa. 41g of fat, keg brand. Wow. But increds delicious, I was imrpessed and we had them Steve-style (no condiments) cos nothing was on board to dress ‘em with. I will spare you the visual of what we used for buns. Haheehh. Killed a half bottle of Crystal Head though yeah buddy.

We love you too. The finale is the heart I remember that from last year.

Time to head in. Was so hot on land out of that water wind.

Look it’s us, what do you think we are talking about?

One more for good measure. And I’m good. For now.

Always throw jogging pants and a slouchy sweater in your bag if you’re going on a boat unless you feel like wearing a blanket, then that’s fine too.

Dinner is served. Seriously? I had Madras half of that I’ll get up and have more right after I hit publish can’t believe I got through this.

One more. It’s in the fridge still, should I send it to the Smithsonian?

So long summer.

It’s supposed to get warm again this week though right. RIGHT!?

This already feels like a million years ago my blog life is flashing before my eyes.

On Sunday we kept it holy (lazy) but did a lot of errands and stuff we never have time for so that was pretty awesome, some vespa cruising too and tanning on the balcony. We thought we were going on the boat on Sunday but those plans changed like I said so we had a staycation.

Saturday was also pretty mellow (lazy) notice how lazy breeds more lazy? Am I already winter hibernating? Steve says he likes to be boring but then says we can/could go out like he really means it or wants to and I am like look at my disgusting hair and face do I look like I want to go out like at all? He just doesn’t want me to lose my groove or turn in to a boring potato because of him, are you crazy! I am so tired of empty partying, I mean, I love it but I don’t need it. I love him so much. Blarf!

I’d rather watch chick flicks, drink a bottle of wine, cry, make fun of each other and be semi-productive. Organize my life, be a grown-up, do some tricep extensions and sit-ups somewhere in all of that, drink another bottle of wine eat some chocolate then pass out with chips all over my face now THAT is the life. For me.

Oh and take pictures of everything and tweet for more attention from the couch. #COOLLIFE.

It will be exciting to see me with long hair extensions like a true vamp might, or a person who is not a slob. I’ve only ever had platinum extensions in before and curled, it was like being a lionness. Now I get to be Veronica. Raymi Bunny. WHAT TO WEARRRRRRRRRRRRR.

That towel dress is by Phat Farm and LoLo gave me it. ILHer. Hope your rainy day is sassy. Have a nice lunch. Bye bye.

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Thanks for understanding, Love Raymes.

It won’t be my first time getting ripped at the St. Lawrence building in my lederhosen not gonna lie.

Me and casie two years ago.

We got right trashed.