dance of the sexless potato sack chicken legs

last nite was a blast!

datarock/bus driver/css (canseidesersexy)

i thought that guy was like a talent scout or something like back in the days of the beatles, fil is like uh all these bands have been discovered already. alright then he is just some 400 pound sitting down guy totally out of his element, believable.

bus driver guy. i know i said all sorts of stupid shit to him there is no need to re-hash it all for you folks, you know exactly how stupid i am already. i’m glad he went inside when he did. note to self, don’t be intellectual, ever again.

i swear i looked tons hotter in this picture when i was wasted and looked at it last nite. oh well. that’s the datarock guy.

went it a leetle bit hard last nite, two double jamieson’s cost as much as an entire bottle of bushmill’s. i wanted to get fucked up cos i really wanted to dance but i was too shy.

oh look, it’s working.

i was the first one up there i invented it.

i must’ve hit that chick in the face with my hair a hundred times. she wanted it.

css chick is so amazing i would have cried if i wasn’t too busy dancing mental.

see!!!!!

datarock were my favourite.

i was even having groupie fantasties, g-rated shit, like they would touch my hair and ask me if i was a groupie and i would say no, i am just beautiful, and then they would chortle and we would be fast friends. it was really strange the power they had over me.

Phil: lots pf good pix eh?
of

me: totally
did u make me look uglier somehow in the pic of me and data guy

Phil: no i didnt modify that one at all

me: hmm
oh well
i am just ugly and haved wicked bad beer goggles

Phil: no no no you are pretty
in that pic too
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more erica art:

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ever since writing that queef “article” i get gross emails, i use to be all about the gross-factor but now that i am a little old lady sexy talk is akin to barfy talk, look:

subject: pussy farts

hello. i went to your website and i have an opinion on pussy farts. i enjoy them. i love them. i am married but my hubby doesnt’ know how to make my pussy fart. i guess i need to find someone to help me out. btw my email address is ***********@aol.com

ew
and if thats yer email WHY DIDNT YOU WRITE ME FROM IT?

that’s how awesome it is to be the first search item on google for pussy fart.

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you can see my arm on jim bryson‘s website yes! success!

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dreams of flying by jan von holleben.