orillian bathroom messages
yeah, those pesky garden tools get me all steamed too.
ok, but how many teeth does he have?
um, this looks about equal to my kindergarden penmanship, sad? scary? either a little kid did it and was partying at this dive bar, or an adult with the mentality of an 8 year old was partying at this dive bar. which is worse?
yep.
about as eloquent and grammatically correct as the anonymous cow who stalks my blog and leaves nasty comments daily.
BARFULAR! why is the only metaphor for stepping out you can think of, baby-related? oh cos you have 5 of them at home and you’re out partying on a monday.