yes it’s true. i am taking over the world.
we love naked people lying down in tables of red wine and people jumping thru drywall and stealing art smashing lightbulbs and people asking me to have sex with them and paying coolhandluke to show them his dink and me wearing underwear and cutting in front of groups of people in line for the bathroom to fill up my beer can with water and on and on and a snotty girl asking if i slept with the her sister’s ex-boyfriend and walking around saying i’m a go go dancer but really i am just walking around on drugs. yarrr!
