i just schooled some first year frat boys, i turned the corner on the way home and three of them were sitting on their roof drinking and one said HEY YOU BOUGHT ME SOME DINNER BABY? i was carrying japanese take-out and a bunch of canvases, i was sweaty and annoyed and i was wearing cool sunglasses, i looked hot don’t worry so i smiled snottily and said HEY HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS? TEN? and they went all quiet and one said what did she say? another one said she said we were ten and then attempted to say something else to me like we are old enough for you or something, thought better of it and then they stayed quiet ’til i walked away.
what other zingers could i have said?
