we hanged with lisa and pauly of queen street man fame last nite at motor city and it was like partying with two snl cast members non-stop hAlarity up until we got into a bar brawl with this stupid bitch who threw our drinks on us (they were mostly empty save for beer swill and my spat up tequila shot) anyway we went out to smoke lisa and i and fil is peeing in an alley somewhere and pauly is guarding our spot and this twat and her twat boyfriend sit down and pauly is like uh my friends are coming back and the girl insisted that we weren’t and so we come back and lisa lips off the girl and she is all EXCUSE ME NO SORRY when her bf is trying to get her to leave and she called lisa a nobody, lisa calls her one back and she says uh i am very much a somebody meanwhile pauly is trying to ease her off the bench and then it just fucking escalates and you know it’s going to end in shambles, this girl’s dude isn’t backing her at all and lisa is making her feel stupid on top of her already being told to leave so she leans into lisa, i put my arm across to block and told her to BE THE “BIGGER” WOMAN and just fucking leave and to get the fuck out of lisa’s face then i repeated the words GET OUT and narrowed my eyes because i am the super hero of the bar and a tough guy and fil is grabbing at my belt to sit down then the girl waits for me to pull back, grabs her own drink and dumps it all over lisa and half of it lands all the fuck over me and everything on our table dumped onto the floor, spilling more shit in our laps as it tumbles down and all the glasses smashed so i get up and shove the girl away really hard, she had the getting-up momentum happening anyway i think she fell but her dude is taking her away and by this time the door guy is all woah woah stop the world bla bla bla they don’t get kicked out but leave anyway, lisa wanted to kill her all nite long after that but couldn’t even remember what she looked like. her bf apologized to all of us and the door guy got us all a round of beers.

fil lectured me a lot i was like THIS IS NEW YORK BROTHER THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

true was with us but had left way before this happened, i wonder how she would have dealt with the situation. i think had i had a better range i would have punched that girl in the face, i would’ve got away with it too. she more than deserved it, lisa was being jokey and she didn’t understand that so she took CAN YOU FUCK OFF the wrong way i guess. in canada can you fuck off is like giving someone a hug, in new york it is fighting words. she responded with the excuse me no you didn’t tone of voice and asked DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO FUCK OFF. her defense to the door guy was THEY ARE ALL DRUNK OUT OF THEIR MINDS meanwhile her dude was like i’m sorry she is disgusting and terrible and drunk sorry.

jamie blogged about what we did before heading into manhattan.