rented miami vice last nite and it’s good if you somehow possess a magical instrument that enunciates everything everyone in that fucking movie is saying and screams it out for you OH MY GOD this movie almost made fil and i break up

me: what?!

fil: i dunno

me: TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT DID HE SAY?!

FIL: i DONT FUCKING KNOW

me: OK GREAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON

FIL: AM I SOMEHOW ABLE TO HEAR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING BETTER THAN YOU?!

and so on.

i mean, is it too much to ask of the actors to enunciate and speak without their hands covering their mouths or to NOT look away into the wind and say a long fucking monologue WHY can i hear everything you are saying on that high-powered speedboat but when you are sitting in a room with no other sounds, nothing else going on I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING YOU SAY!!!?

yea yeah that’s great miami vice homage and all but i’m sorry that fucking hair colin farrell is sporting is absolutely disgusting and why are his eyebrows two different sizes?

also, in the beginning of the movie this one prostitute gets all punched up but they can’t do anything about it cos some other crap is going down and they are like DON’T WORRY THEIR DAY WILL COME IT’S SO AND SO’S LUCKY DAY um more like so and so’s fucking YEAR cos unless i am retarded, i don’t recall the vice squad re-visitting that case they were initially working on and so i’m all pissed off and on-edge about this chick getting roughed up but think it’s ok cos that guys gonna get it, but he doesn’t, the end.

you see some tits and ass and will pretty much want to move to havana after seeing this.