merkley???: you are totally gonna win
thanks entirely to me
and my amazing campaign management

me: do u know how many people are taking credit
um how about i win cos i write the blog that all you fucks are reading

merkley???: but i’m the only one who is right
i dont read your blog

me: how many people go to your blog

merkley???: i skim

me: yeah right

merkley???: 10k per day on my flickr
BEAT THAT!

me: yeah blog
BLOG
not flickr

merkley???: how many visit your flickr?
oh maybe 2
3 people

me: dude it is not a flickr awards contest

merkley???: anyway
you can just thank me instead of being a boner
I MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE

me: i blogged before i even knew about you and then once i knew about you i hated you cos you were a dick

merkley???: liar

me: NO ONE GETS MY HUMOUR ON THE INTERNET WAAAAH
thats you
well you remember u said something and i took it totally seriously

merkley???: yeah what was with that shit

me: well it was likely during a time when i didnt moderate and so everyone was flaming me cos they are pathetic fucks

merkley???: you were tony peircing out

me: so everyone who said something even remotely negative i flew off the handle over it

merkley???: you never said anything to me

me: someone today said my stomache was larger than life and i should stop eating boogers

merkley???: ha ha
thats kinda funny

me: wtf no it isnt it’s the way i am standing in the mirror

merkley???: oh

me: um no its not it ruined my day u fuck

merkley???: well
out of context its a funny comment
but yeah

me: anyway the point is people daily need to say something to bring me down

merkley???: i hate that when commenters are purposely trying to piss on your party
i get that once a week on flickr

me: yeah like wake up watch tv say something mean to raymi go to work etc etc

merkley???: some jealous photographer that cant deal with all the positive coments

me: we are talking about me right now merkley

merkley???: “Do it for the victims of Hurrican Katrina.”
ha ha
funny comment
dude you look hot
shut up

me: ok
yeah i was going to do a post about all the charities that would benefit from my weblogs victory
but i dont know any
cos i am selfish
i am basically my own charity

merkley???: so are you aids or breast cancer or an orphanage?
pick one

me: runaway teens i am

merkley???: addicted to robitussin
gluesniffer relief dot org
here’s you:
for every vote i receive i will sniff a huff of glue for a runaway

me: i am the families affected by jonestown society
ha