Ooh la la what are they staring at?

Total doll!

Smooth move! Nice throw, expertly timed. Guh.

What is going on?

I look like a grasshopper. Do you think I take myself seriously? Frig off losers.

L-i-v-i-n’.

Pastel does the cawktease, nudes and sparkles and oh my.

I have a pre-show video of this. I have SO MUCH more material it is making my marbles clink around like the little rascals.

Bunny you were phenomenal!

So cute and classy and saucy. Yum slizzurp.

This lucky woman got a lapdance.

Like cat and mouse.

Shit damn!

Red Zeppelin turned it out with the costumes holy crap LOVED IT. Can’t wait to go through Tom’s pics after this next blast round of shots.

That’s one of my Raymism things that I have to stop doing hahaha.

Gorgeous! Pastel has danced for/with LADY GAGA! I am bowing.

That’s Tom there. He dressed as an internet troll at our halloween show. Tom is a groupie of our ever changing/rotating troupe name. Nice boots and ribcage Red Zeppelin!

Why does this make me think of Sesame Street in the 80’s, 70’s? I love that jumpsuit lets break out in to a street dance while we sing about keeping it real alphabet style.

Good as new again haha shrug.

LOOK at those suckers raise up like that holla! and they’re big bajungas. These are things I think guys are thinking at the time in the crowd right? I need a guy review one day ahaha I’ll try to find someone from pervert’s row. Bunny said there’s a slew of dudes in the burlesque circuit who go to all these things. There’s a whole scene.

HOT.

Ok I admit I look slightly retarded here but you know, it’s not the end of the world and if I am grinning at you like this it’s a good thing cos you are about to get a welsh cuddle from a Minx followed by something nonsensically accidentally intelligent lisped into your ear. I thought I slurred when I drank, newp I lispth. HAhaha.

Pastel is going to take us through her workout regime gauntlet. I am ready kid.

Destruction concerned and that’s a Little Raymi in shot too obvi you can tell by the hair Alyssa what is your blog/twitter again? LOVE AND MISS YOU!

If I’m a minx then Pastel is def a cheetah. Apparently her body has yo-yo’d more than mine has. People eat that up man, can’t wait to see some pics.

Disney princess face. Any guess what her heritage is?

If I ran a Hello Kitty Strip Club…

Kat and I look all business here. That’s cos we is sucka. Our Vday show is going to be bananers and we are switching venues to somewhere bigger, with raised stage. Valentinettes? Hmm will have to think of a good one, cupid’s something. Bleh. DUMB DUMB. Thanks for the lingerie girly!

Here are some of erica’s pics:

Clemmy Claus.

Hobo Clemmy Claus back there ahha and in the foreground our window smasher.

You’re still adorable Erica despite this angle you don’t like next time more kiss takes xoxo and thank you for the sexy scientist costume!!

A garter winner. Kat and her buddy.

Haha.

There’s glitter on my tit.

We are in a fake tits wanting competition now too. If Pastel can’t be happy with her body then we are all fucking fucked.

Dripping hot.

Major influx of dudes bemoaning (the ones who did) missing Sunday night once they saw the coverage. I told you so bros.

I could care less what you think of it. Come back to me when you have a live solo performance of your own and the guts to do it. This video features a funny moment with my cupcake Christmas ornament and this version of MCB is slightly diff than the one I know, slightly slower tempo. I made do.

Remember haters, I am adorable and you are horrible.

Winners are proactive.

Losers are left in the dust writing hate comments on blogs of winners.

See how I covered up the word SEX? I am classy.

I love how the next dopey comment will be WELL I AM GLAD I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE IN VIDEO SO I KNOW I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING thank you loser for the opinion no one asked for if you’re so glad why did you come here, wait for it, then watch it, and then comment about it? Hahaha.

Hi John!

Christmas vortexxx.

I’m sorry but I cannot get over this one of my ass.

Red Zeppelin’s first solo was Peggy Lee’s the very thought of you.

Ok I’ma plaster this with Elfette pics now.