my mom is on her way over and she has been calling to give me updates on all the streets she is passing to make sure she is walking in the right direction, i told her that wasn’t necessary but i guess maybe it is. i have not put on any make-up yet and i have not showered since saturday cos fil had to recaulk the tub, i was thinking how i could fill up our day today and was like oh i guess criticising how i look will take up at least 15 minutes. sweet.
i said COCK.
i figured out a birthday surprise for fil that will be hilarious if you can guess what it is you can come and watch.
and to quote diddy, “VOTE or DIE.”
