i am dressed like an inappropriate teacher for tonite’s outing i punched out the lenses of a pair of sunglasses and i am wearing a pearl necklace and fishnets and lise’s h&m fondue party dress and i have written a bunch of SEE ME AFTER CLASS YOUR SOCIAL STUDIES REPORT SUCKED NO I WILL NOT GO ON A DATE WITH YOUR DATE notes to pass out to everyone at the party i will also be drinking fireball whiskey from a flask oh and i have bad breath which is a very important costume detail and my hair is clipped back when fil came home i was standing in the hallway with a scowl on my face and he cringed at how ugly i look.
maybe i’ll put lipstick all over my teeth.
this is also funny possibly cos no one else is dressing up so i will just be a lunatic at a going away party wearing sunglasses with the lenses punched out kind of like when i lost all my marbles in los angeles.
