fil was vacuuming and i was doing my best to tune him out until he sucked up some of my hair i mean put the vacuum tube on my head and then made my hair turn into a fucking rat’s nest and now we are eating funeral reception sandwiches that are cut into triangles and then dipping them into the sauce of other sandwiches ok i’m kidding but i did that last nite, i dipped a ham triangle sandwich into fil’s jerk chicken wrap sauce and was like how fat are we? we are dipping sandwiches in other sandwiches.
hmm good art installation idea, like dominoes all fallen over except sandwiches.
anyway my hair is totally fucked, business in the front, TOTAL GARBAGE DUMP LADY FROM LABYRINTH in the back.
