we caught the end of the goddess fest aka lesbos, fems and fags everywhere you look fest last nite, and the only act being esthero and she was wicked especially after drinking all those free jager shots and telling a prince story about a three minute encounter she had with him but was able to stretch it out to 15 minutes then dedicated the second song of her encore to the docks for turning the lights on with a fuck you or something as well as saying she will probably put out. for some of the songs from her first record i stood near the stage singing and crying i dunno emo my grandmother is dead shit anyway it was nice to see an artist i have loved since highschool be a complete trainwreck the nite of my grandma’s funeral i mean the music was suitable at least.

i was like aw this is me on sundays at fil’s mom’s for dinner after about 4 glasses of red wine and i tell really long stories that go nowhere and in my head i am 200% hilarious and no one jumps in to stop me but if they do i get wickedly defensive.

this song is one of my favorites, the black eyed peas ft. esthero before fergie ie before they sucked and she ruined everything.