in other news, i am happy to report that i singlehandedly, with the power of the internet, my blog and the good will and faith of my readership, i have SAVED THE LIFE OF THAT EMO GIRL AND I AM TAKING FULL CREDIT DESPITE HAVING ZERO PROOF THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. the site has been taken down so i can only assume she has come to her senses and is right now typing up a thank you letter to me.
who will i make fun of next? could it be you, or you, or maybe even you?
TO BE CONTINUED…..
