Dear Dr. Raymi,

I have been married to my wife for eight years. She is 30 and I am 36, Lately we have talked about being more open to sex, my fantasy is to watch her have sex with another man. One night I let her go a club with her girlfriends, I showed up a couple of hours later unknown to her and she was all over a man in his 20s. I am starting to have second thoughts of letting her go through it. she has found a nice young man and they both want to do it. When I saw them kissing it kinda of hurt my feelings because she doesn’t kiss me the same way that she was with him. Also at the bar she let him fondle her in public, something that she never lets me do. My question are are feelings of guilt/jealousy normal even though I have given her the ok to experiment, And the second questions is Is this abnormal to feel this way?

Dear kinda of moron

first of all you had a lot of grammatical errors, good going. secondly when women enter their thirties they turn into psychotic whores or what is known as a second adolescence it’s true i read it in a chatelaine or something a few years ago and everytime one of my girfriends starts complaining about how horny and out of control she is, we high five and scream SECOND ADOLESCENCE YO WOOOOOOOOOOT!

you said that you “let her go a club” i think what you meant to say was GO TO A CLUB anyway the words “you” and “let” and “her” make me want to stab you, just saying.

it isn’t abnormal to feel jealous though it’s pretty pansy of you to not know how to take back some control as in get rid of this little douche guy and start pleasing your wife otherwise she’s going to be cruising the coug scene for the next 20 years and then start hanging out with my mom. 1. get your own younger girl to make your wife jealous and then she will know how it feels and you guys get back together or 2. more realistically you guys just divorce and stop emailing me.

in summation, do NOT ever suggest something you are not emotionally prepared for.

love raymi