we saw superman returns last nite and i take back everything bitchy i previously said about it – drugs nor booze were necessary in the watching of this film. however, before it started we were subjected to 15 straight minutes of the same four fucking adverts it was like that snl movie theatre sketch where they get locked in the theatre and have to watch days and day’s worth of ads and the music says THANK YOU FOR COMING TO LOEW’S, DON’T BOTHER TRYING TO ESCAPE, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!! and people resort to cannibalism v. funny.
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