that would be fucking amazing if my blog had artificial intelligence and was like a person i could hang out with and then a movie would be made about it and will smith would be in it and yell at my blog-entity for not being a real human and then eventually come to terms with it and have compassion for it and i would play the role of the smart and sexy scientist girl who taught will smith that blogs had feelings too even if they weren’t real feelings but simulated by the blog creator and so all these people are walking around with their blogbots and the blogbots refer to their blog creators as mother or father i dunno this is a pretty good idea i bet hollywood will steal it eventually.
and like the blogs with most hits like mine are followed around by the blogs with less hits and my blog would have all these minions doing its bidding and eventually there would be a humonguous blog war and some good blogs would like fight crime and mine would be a pacifist drunk failed stand-up comedian. phil’s blog would talk in third person and my blog would make fun of it mercilessly. google would live in a huge mansion.
will smith would eventually have a blog too.
the name of this movie would be BLOG of course and the god of the blogosphere would be called BLOGZILLA no that would be the president of Japan. Blog god would be called BLOGD.
everyone who once had a blog but stopped blogging would be a part of this alternative society that thought it was better than people with blog-entities and the blog entities and creators would battle but not until the sequel no i mean there is a trilogy of films and in the third one the blog-entities are banished to middle earth for safety and then neo and morpheus are like what’s up raymitheminx.blogspot.com and raymitheminx.blogspot.com kicks neo’s ass and will smith and morpheus spar for a bit and then become best friends and eventually my blog is DELETED but comes back in part four because blogger.com had it backed up and everyone is like WOW i thought freddy was dead but NO he wasn’t.
think about it!
