the stars the moon they have all been blown out

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after my morning at the dog spa with rocky (you’ll see that later) jason dumped me at queen to head off to his store and i rounded the corner into a raymi fan.

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happy birthday! no really, it’s her birthday today. she said her and her friend saw me last night but didn’t say hi. i asked where, strachan? where the hell is strachan i was pretty mangled last nite. her dog is strong and totally pulled me down the sidewalk. i totally forget your name sorry. also hi to the girl in the acc club bar last nite try and resurface that email you sent me.

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i am blog spotted daily. multiple times even. not bragging just fact stating. i also brush my teeth and blink daily. see? was that bragging? my niece asks me about that all the time it’s really bad for my ego. i call it blog spotting cos that’s where my blog began, on a blogspot.com makes sense right.

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then i did something i said i wouldn’t do since some retard left me a hater comment from the drake posing as management. it was skidfanie’s birthday on the 13th so i picked her up a little somethin-somethin. ew i hate that saying.

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of course i bought myself a little (barf) somethin somethin too. anyone who ignores a 50% off sign is an idiot.

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why is cool so unsexy?

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you’ll have to wait til she opens it. i wanted to spoil/surprise her this year as i completely forgot her bday last year when i was living in burlington. omg it’s been a year now i can do raymi archive posts again though i dunno if i want to open up that can of worms. hmm. anyway i forgot last year cos i was in a serious weed life changing fog. no excuses i am a good friend and i want to be even better. I AM A PROFESSIONAL FRIEND. hahaha.

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that’s a keeper for sure.

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i added the rafia. PROFRIEND.

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i bought some apples. i’m going to try a new starvation diet. it is apples and tea and booze. wish me luck!

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karate shoes.

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what am i supposed to do with this flag fly it over adventurehouse so that eligible bachelor scenesters will know there’s hipsters inside?

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love the detail.

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i seriously have not vacuumed this rug and i bought it in january. oh the secrets contained. probably hash crumbs too. apparently the vacuum doesn’t reach my room?

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sexxxxxy chicken. as fat as i could ever become, rest assured i will never ever have cankles. that’s right bitches.

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i was becoming really worried yesterday that my outlandish bloat was getting severely out of hand but then i just got my period like a normal person. so used to it being late forgot all about it. phew thank fuck.

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i am so scattered and busy i can’t even get through a magazine. the sun through my hair makes it look extra spinstery. this photo reminded me about laundry in the washer my favourite part in laundry time is transferring it to the dryer. i am marge simpson. only 12% of the time. nah, more so old fashion.

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that part’s a bit egomaniacal i mean really, tom.

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look i’m being laid back!

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still laid back!

steph get here and entertain me already so i don’t have to work.

aw i just received this little love letter:

Hey,

A silent supporter and blog lurker,
Mel

everyone who sends me nice emails and i say SO BLOGGING THIS and then i don’t i apologize it’s just that i am so overwhelmed and busy and disorganized. i read them while out on my blackberry and then i get home and everything’s gone into a blackhole. thank you for taking the time to write to me i will always appreciate it. from now on be sure to attach a photo along with, of yourself or a pile of clothes, a present you want to give to me…

happy friday dudes.

i am going to do tricep extensions until she gets here and some laundry. there’s prosecco in the fridge i forgot to get oj though maybe i could squeeze apples into juice? just kidding i am not that insane/domesticated/desperate.

update: steph has been at poor john’s she threw rocks at my window and rang the buzzer for an hour. guess the doorbell no longer works. now i can buy oj.

dear life YOU JUST GOT OWNED.

not really.