i still think i am a total genius for that grey jellybean post though fil said it could have been funnier like how i initially described it to him, i forgot to go into detail about the simpsons episode about the boogeyman so i will now do that. bart walks into homer’s room and says now dad i don’t mean to alarm you but there seems to be a possible boogeyman or men…. and homer goes AHHH THE BOOGEYMAN! then marge finally comes home from the casino to homer with a shotgun and the kids behind a mattress and a massive hole in the door and she’s all wtf?! and homer goes oh nothing marge it was just a case of THE BOOGEYMAN!
do you think i have mental problems?
anyway yesterday when i walked in to the bar the barkeep says to some dude HEY MAN THAT LOONIE SLOT DOESN’T WORK but i thought what he really said was HEY MAN THAT LOONY SLUT IS HERE, referring to me.
this hilarious moment was made possible by the canadian dollar coin, _the loonie_, just in case you americans are like whuuuh?
