interview rock collective says:
what’s in your purse after you already knew that someone was gonna steal it but only had 4 seconds to save something?
raymi says:
make-up concealer, bank card, passport, camera
interview rock collective says:
score. what’s in your hands?
raymi says:
right now coffee cup and computer mouse
interview rock collective says:
miss. what’s your favourite drink?
raymi says:
uhh red wine
raymi says:
yer kind of slow at this
raymi says:
you are the worst interviewer ever
interview rock collective says:
i know it
raymi says:
well?
interview rock collective says:
all i wanted was to know your favourite tree
raymi says:
poplar
interview rock collective says:
if you only had one more way to get off and one was mysterious mechanical bull and one was someone you’ve always hated, how do you do it?
raymi says:
someone i hated
interview rock collective says:
would you rather write a famous book or painting
raymi says:
painting
interview rock collective says:
what’s your worst kind of beer
raymi says:
one that tastes like the forest
interview rock collective says:
where was your favourite place to be drunk?
raymi says:
new york
interview rock collective says:
was your snatch still very beautiful in new york city?
raymi says:
what?
interview rock collective says:
i dunno i was thinking about next question
interview rock collective says:
would you cheer for israel or palestine
raymi says:
no comment
interview rock collective says:
with your blog, is it more ideal to get a lot of people or a lot of people who get it?
raymi says:
whats not to get?
interview rock collective says:
well yeah but it was a wacky question
raymi says:
i know
interview rock collective says:
what’s your favourite national flag that you saw
interview rock collective says:
just based on aesthetic
raymi says:
union jack
interview rock collective says:
what’s in your fridge
raymi says:
there are others that i cant think of right now
raymi says:
v8 blue cheese home made soup brita and a bunch of condiments
interview rock collective says:
does brita work?
raymi says:
yes
raymi says:
we never change the filter though
interview rock collective says:
do you ever feel inclined to listen when the v8 thing tells you to “drink your vegetables!”?
raymi says:
no
interview rock collective says:
do you care how blue cheese is made?
raymi says:
yes but i dont like to think about it
interview rock collective says:
and what’s in your freezer
interview rock collective says:
(i got OCD about that, i just look everywhere)
raymi says:
frozen peas maple syrup ice cubes
interview rock collective says:
well it’s already the worst interview ever
interview rock collective says:
so isn’t maple syrup supposed to go in the fridge?
raymi says:
ask fil
raymi says:
i hate maple syrup
interview rock collective says:
who would win polish oscar if you were able to make only three people polish
raymi says:
my three polish neighbours in my old neighborhood
raymi says:
wait they are already polish
raymi says:
nevermind
interview rock collective says:
are you going to eat their ethnic food for nominating them?
raymi says:
i love polish food
interview rock collective says:
yeah it’s good
raymi says:
they eat duck
interview rock collective says:
ok so you have to choose between polish food and ukrainian food at a very pretentious and omniscient ballroom and everyone’s watching you
interview rock collective says:
what do you choose
raymi says:
i dont know what ukrainian food tastes like. i would close my eyes and decide
interview rock collective says:
would you eat a duck in a cooler way if you were drunk when you shot it?
raymi says:
i would not shoot an animal
interview rock collective says:
would you listen to random internet bloggers who told you to eat some perogies and cabbage rolls?
interview rock collective says:
assuming of course that it has no connotation re: weight
raymi says:
no
interview rock collective says:
say they put you on letterman, do you know how to cackle too?
raymi says:
kind of
interview rock collective says:
would you practice?
raymi says:
just briefly
interview rock collective says:
can you turn your eyelids inside out?
raymi says:
no
interview rock collective says:
what if a really good girlfriend of yours went on a tear and raped straight chicks and gay guys nonstop and you only had one thing to say about it
raymi says:
dude you’re fucked
raymi says:
to her i’d say that
interview rock collective says:
yeah i pretty much laughed anyway
interview rock collective says:
what would you say to the 11th person who sneered at you if you woke up and ten straight people had also sneered
raymi says:
id sneer back and lose my temper and scream WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SNEERING AT?!
raymi says:
this interview is just gonna keep going right
interview rock collective says:
no i gotta go have a shower
raymi says:
ok bye
