i don’t want any enemies i just don’t want you

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how could you hate this face, how could you possibly disagree with anything i say, ever? jesus there’s some uppity twats in the city and on the internet. kind of sick of all of you and yeah well obviously you’re sick of me too, go back to being boring snobs ripping jokes to shreds forever then i’m not going to censor myself until everyone in the world does enough sit ups and way to turn that entire thing into a fat war, really it was about ordinary complacent lifestyles.

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the irony is you’re whining for niceness and concern for your fellow man meanwhile you open the hate floodgates on me, you wouldn’t last ten seconds reading the spiel that came through yesterday thanks to you. the moral of the story is, society can judge me but i can’t them. BORING!

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in other news, of the blogger bunch heading to collingweird for jockstock tomorrow i am the true amazon of the bunch so i suppose it is apt that we had a nice little fat war pre-a billion photo ops in our zeugari suits, many of which were designed specifically for kim kardashian. i tried on some of those but my ass isn’t badonk enough. my problem area is my love handles. after this craptacular post i’m buying wedges. this suit is one i chose. pretty whorey.

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finally aunt flo arrives so tomorrow and the next day i won’t be that much of a whale. can’t wait for ridiculous tan lines. ok maybe i should actually go for another tan to jack it up a notch. i have no time NO TIME for that starting to feel last minute stress. i have extension appointment today, everything i thought was yesterday was actually scheduled for today. idiot.

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also this nautical one. we have 4 suits each and can only wear them, well on camera that is. so weird what is this a paris hilton vegas pool party appearance? yes, yes it is.

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i hope we don’t get roofied.

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yeah, it’s going to be mental.

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um, no. i regret not grabbing it but oh well. my fave is this other beige sparkle two piece number with hippie ties and blue beads as well as a one piece white suit with a braid up the torso. i have never been to wakestock but i’ve been told there’s a lot of people who fancy themselves quite a bit, sports groupies and guys who dress like pro athletes. we got a sample of how dudes react to the four of us walking as a crew by a construction site on university last nite wearing normal clothes so it’s a safe call that there may be some guys acting ‘tarded about our “happening”.

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commie’s dreamy juke segue.

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went to the real jerk with ginger for supper pre-kini try on. had never been there before. gazed lovingly across the street at dangerous dan’s and fantasized about their booze milkshakes mmmmm. someone asked how much i spend on food cos there’s a lot of it on here. i go out to eat with dudes and men feel obligated to pay, try to go dutch as much as possible or when i eat solo clearly i’m paying but yeah, i’m a foodie and i eat feelings instead of saving to buy a stupid gadget. i blow my money on dining because that’s how i get through a day. frivolous, fleeting, but it’s still something. so in answer to your question i do not know how much i spend on food i’ll mail you my receipts and you can do the math haha. i do not cook at home, i eat for free at work, so it balances out. i also know how to eat cheap. somewhat. well i used to.

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jerk salad. i starved all day, worked out, ate a healthy lunch.

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our server gave me a bit of attitude cos they were slammed and understaffed. oh well. great food, very tasty. talked us out of the jerk shrimp cos it was the spiciest thing on the menu i wish he didn’t. ginger said people eat hot food (i accidentally typed ginger said hot people hahaha) cos they get a high from it (i knew that part) because the body thinks it’s in pain so it releases endorphins to protect the body from the pain. makes sense.

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and because we are no longer friends, yes believe it or not this chick is someone i know in real life, considered a friend etc etc etc, here is our email volley from yesterday while i was trying to do my thing out in the stupid world. annoying. you go on a tirade in my comments attempting to diss me to pieces don’t expect me not to drag out our garbage email for material. she has her points i have mine. how do you type a jerking off sound effect cos i’d rather be doing that right now than copy and pasting this retardation. we had a goodish run, you were always sort of an ice queen bitch, an acquired taste, as am i, but really you went too far with your stand, it was exhausting. you can’t force people to agree with you by insulting them and trying to out-snark them.

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hey dude I’m not trying to bust your balls just saying what i found offensive. fat people gat shit on alot, more then they deserve, writing that shit in contrast with the going to the gym entry is just , I dunno.

Do you see my point?

Do you see your own point dude? Who cares I was eating and thinking about what I saw before me and it was all true, why do you get so damn incensed you say cruel shit a lot. There is no correlation between gym fat books couples at all. It was a concise commentary that I barely even had the time to make and now this bullshit. I love fat people and I care for them so what I saw couples that let themselves go, that’s what I fucking saw the end why do u have to joan of arc all over it? Do I wish we were all healthy myself included yes. Its more a reaction to our fast food normal guy society and that’s it.

how can you say “it was all true”, you don’t know any of these people? how can someone who gets so indignant about people judging them be so judgemental towards others? I say some cruel shit? what about what you say? you really think that anyone sees “I’d happily sit on the book couch with my fat husband” as a compliment???

Do u go to stand up comedy and debate every single fucking joke to shreds? I SAW SKINNY COUPLES AND FAT COUPLE HAPPY AND SAD AND RESIGNED THEN I BLOGGED ABOUT IT sorry for having functioning eyes and being intuitive maybe ill go back to making no conclusions ever like a simpleton shut the fuck up xenia Ill be sure to interview every single person I encounter from hereonin for your sake ok? Because lord knows there is no such thing as educated guesses. Fuck.

“educated”?? HAHA Maybe you can ditch the “I’m a peeerson I have feeeelings” act now for when people make “educated guesses” about you.

Wow cunty. An educated guess is acquired knowledge based upon simple observations drawn from the subject placed before you, you don’t need to burn 4 years at ocad to make an educated guesstimation. You learn that in grade 11 law class you sensitive bafoon.

I’m not talking about school.

You wouldn’t last ten seconds. You are a massive snob too dude can you go hassle someone else now thanks for ruining my WORK OUT the only thing I am obsessed with.

of course not, I’d have to go on a defensive fat shaming rant.

Bullshit

And again ESL I was using fat for more than what it stands for. Crucify me for blogging lazily more please.

My point was that your post hurt my feelings, and its not just fat, its bored trapped unhappy cattle and their fat husband. I stood up for you before when people said shitty things about you and I’m standing up for these people you say crap about because it bothers me and its GROSS, sorry you can’t relate. Clumsy blogging? maybe was the first thing you should have said. Can’t deal with the fact that was fucked? Whatever I’m done.

Its just a blog post xenia. Did I say I hated these people and they deserve to die? Commentary on society, a generalization based on a brief encounter I am allowed to make observations jesus.

Thanks for sticking up for me but holy christ this isn’t a war u don’t have to battle every single snide remark, way to be. I’m sorry it hurt your feelings. And I’m sorry losers degenerated that into grammar war. If u fail to read multiple meanings and blow up like that don’t expect others to not nitpick.

wow ok Hemingway sorry for failing to read multiple meanings in a post about how you saw fat couples at the bookstore and decided their lives were pathetic

Wow yourself to getting incensed about nothing that has anything to do with you. Its called blog fodder take a relax pill. Ill wait til all my friends and family are in shape before I ever say the word fat again

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aaaaaaand TGIF. omg it’s thursday nevermind hahaha.