so my family doesn’t quite grasp the concept of SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY. my brother wrote DAD’S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY on his calendar and my dad went over there to shut off the water pipes to the hose in the backyard i guess and saw it so he pretty much knows about what’s going on tonite but it’ll be funny seeing his fake I AM SO SURPRISED RIGHT NOW face.
i told my brother that he was gonna have to call my dad and say that he can’t make it and then my brother said WELL BUT I AM GOING! and i said I KNOW THAT BUT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO MAKE DAD THINK THAT YOU AREN’T and then when he gets home and sees you there he will be surprised. get it?
oh, oh right. he says.
for a present i wrapped up a bunch of VICE magazines that my dad hasn’t seen yet.
