i’ve made an obstacle course out of me

day two niagara and flickr didn’t even try to remotely put my shit anywhere close to being in a significant order. oh well. i wish i got to complain about that MORE on my bloooooog. i think you may actually benefit from it though, the more scattered and random the less ok then we were here then we saw this then we did that style of post. order is boring.

overpriced tourist food restaurant with a stupid orange doesn’t make any sense glass thing on the table. kinda crabby by this point.

teenager ponytail.

yeah i could go for one-a those about now but when CAN’T i? am i right people?

bison i’ve had better burger. wow what an asshole. was pretty decent in fact. healthier than normal burgs i’m lead to believe.

everyone’s all takin’ their four-hundredth photo of the falls and here i am with what people really wanna be seein’. hangover princess. actually wasn’t that hung, surprisingly. shockingly.

i’ve never been to so many candy stores in 24 hours.

if only they knew how cheap these actually were hahahha. massive score.

kept a blue guy for myself.

gross. peanut brittle, i do not “get” “you” you’re like barely a candy. peanuts? anything that grows and isn’t chemically artificially manufactured doesn’t count as candy and then you layer this tough gunky ass crap all over it that dries into cement. actually i’m pretty sure i do get you and guess what, verdict’s in. YOU SUCK! you are for old people and i don’t know why cos they ain’t got no teeth.

mdma hangover view. not bad. pretty pretty good and a day so hot toronto hasn’t even experienced its warmth-equivalent yet. almost matched it saturday.

i don’t think i need to see these guys again for at least ten years thanks to digital photography.

that’s gonna look fantastic once everything’s in bloom though.

MOM WHY ARE THE WALLS MELTING??????

what kind of scientist would feel the desire to throw their jacket way up there?

that’s cute.

holy rock t-shirt much?

and then there’s this soft little gentleman over here. ok this is feeling a little slide showy i’ll weed out as much as i can.

keeper.

can’t wait to get a couple tans in me once tattoo is healed just to get my base on.

zzzzz.

good to know?

oh shit. i inhaled some organic “fudge” last nite. it had been fudge at some point in time at least. i am an animal.

jeeesus.

i bet it tastes stupid.

i love it when they can’t let go of the rock. or the punk. either or.

marshmallows rolled in caramel covered in nuts. down for it.

it was delicious and weird and phallic.

no shame, no gain.

wiener hair. hangover hair. party hair.

felt right. no, i have no animosity toward the falls at all. kinda like the prodigy album sleeve but not as hardcore.

i am so sick of looking at these i’ve been multi-tasking the last little while i go away come back and ugh, still here you mean someone didn’t post this for me yet? it’s hot out things seem to take longer on the inside when you’re rushing to get outside.

i like this picture because my hair stopped looking stupid for two seconds. well it still looks stupid, but the good kind of stupid.

and then i went and got all delicate ballerina up in thur.

i was the only person in shorts and everyone was jealously gawking. it was a bit much after awhile but i kept my head up and owned it. so glad i over-packed.

on facebook christian los angeles says, Try as I might, I just can’t hate this. Can’t hate it. S’cuse me. Cascading falls, cascading hair, cascading fringe on the thigh. Pretty much kicking ass in the “cascading” department.

DANGER: ASS FUCKERS!

caught up with my boy zoltar.

seattle represent!

other tourists sure were lovin’ (OUTRIGHT DESPISING) me.

f off buffalonians, i’m working here.

what the crap did you think goes on on this side of the border? hello, gay people can marry here uh-duhhhhhhhh.

ok i have to shower this shit show’s gonna be a two-parter. lucky you!

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