spliffanie and raymi the tea head

me: are u going to do this the true way
im locating the stoner logo (new one coming soon)

Steph: hahhaa
well i have to apply one more coat on my toes THEN i will do this the “true” way
no way i can do that high
im watching i love you man, man rashida jones is trying really hard not to be annoying in this

me: her name is annoying she should try by startin there

Steph: i know and by not having dated john krasinski

me: who the hell is that

Steph: the guy from the office
jim

me: oh
jealous! (you are)
what colour are your nails
tell me when its roach time i dont want to get ahead

Steph: k
they are navy blue
same colour i wore at sarah’s wedding i love it

me: ah

Steph: ryans hung today so i think im drinking the champagne by myself hahah

me: champagne is good for a hangover

Steph: k you’re just gonna blog from when we light up right
none of this pre shit

me: um no

Steph: k whatevs

me: ill skim out the garbage

Steph: lets do this

me: someone out there will appreciate it
are u roach hut central

Steph: chyeah we have 3 hundred

me: here too
what was your shittiest christmas gift
that can be on the record

Steph: ummmm this bowl with a cat face in it that my grandma totally gave me from her cupboard
you’d probably like it actually
hahaha

me: nice

Steph: you?

me: picture please
um

Steph: beh too much work

me: yes it seems an extremely overwhelming task

Steph: i actually got crazy spoiled and didnt get anything crappy. like a sequined shoe bank for example. i got that last year

me: i know
i got a retarded shirt that i will totally blog
its like so ruffled and the size of your palm
then u open it up and its le chateau gina
silk shiny silver grey

Steph: whats your reaction face like

me: like futuristic
oh man i was like AWESOME
this is so good!
then u show it around and everyone is forced to be in on it
meanwhile it is the weirdest fucking thing ever

Steph: aw they meant well just thinks you’re a pirate

me: well yeah but also its like obligatory gifting meanwhile they dont know u
and then another thing was a book mark made out of steel? with dangly black and white rocks?
i was like um what is this
looks like a whammy bar
saw one in a store the next day some froofy nana store and i was like wow i wish i had one of those!

Steph: hahahahahaha thats funny!
im so boring im like the worst person for this job

me: this isnt a job
woah i got all stoic
zen
remember zen gardens

Steph: hahahaha YES

me: white people are so gay

Steph: we sold them at indigo

me: so hot for trends
like i am so fucking relaxed after pushing that sand around with a little rake
ahhahahaha

Steph: this movie is hilarious on so many levels
hahahhaa

me: i cant remember much of it
i cant do tv and laptop at the same time
tv is never on here during the day
i like to know that i am fully alone in the world

Steph: i guess i have it on as background, ive always done that. but i rarely pay attention. unless something is going down in genoa city

me: oh man
soaps
snooooze

Steph: just the one
i love it when they mention “the canadian border”
or when they go to “tor-on-to” they always show the same skyline so funny

me: i bet they think canadians are freaks
alien

Steph: basically i dont know what else to talk about right now
hahaha
this chick is wearing way too many quirky tshirts in this movie
its distracting

me: yeah once you get passed the first weed hurdle yer good. lasts 20 minutes. 20 minutes of straight pure stupid

Steph: hahah you have analyzed this i see

me: i am intuitive
when i find myself standing still for 20 minutes beside the bed doing nothing i realise oh yeah weed trance
why did i come up here again?
right slippers
ryan just told me he pissed himself last nite HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Steph: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yes yes he did

me: wicked

Steph: he showed me his leg in confidence it was awesome
i have so many rules hahaha
remember when i flipped out on you when you sent that vid of me doing wii fit to him?
aahahahah

me: u flipped?
i dumped a beer on myself once wearing burberry plaid pants

Steph: i was pissed ya

me: i was pretending to be joke wasted
sorry u were pissed ms rules
then i poured half of it into my lap

Steph: you knew i was we discussed it

me: sorry
i forgot

Steph: the most important question being
why were you wearing plaid pants
were you skanking

me: because i am party guy
ill show u a pic of them it was when i had lesbian hair

Steph: THE GIRLS A TIME BOMB

me: so one friend was in the john at the time and missed out comes back to us laughing our asses off all wasted
then i retell the story doing the actions then dump the second half of the heineken into the same spot
omg i was not a time bomb

Steph: hahahah
thats a lyric from a rancid song dude

me: such a loser
oh rightHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
remember u told me 50 times u were straight edge
and then madeline did too

Steph: hahahahha

me: then u both told me at the same time
then u kicked a girl and she asid she’d live then etc etc

Steph: i have lame claim to fames
ahahahahah
yes i remember that

me: no u are awesome

Steph: you love hearing about costa rica too

me: oh i forgot about that hahahaha
i am such a shithead why do you even like me

Steph: i dont
HAHAHA

me: you moved away you like me so much

Steph: hahaha aw
i like you cause of the time you said this “we love to laugh” ahahahahahahahahaha

me: HAHAHAHHAHA
when did i say that

Steph: ways back

me: im so gay half the time when i open my mouth im only 50% sure it will get a laugh

Steph: same here

me: and when everyone laughs im like check mark
when no one does i get defensive and have to make up for it by making three new jokes

Steph: once i was being all retarded and what i thought to be funny and ryan was like “dont you know thats only going to create bad memories”
ahahahahhaa

me: HA
what are you doin tonite

Steph: makin dinner?

me: make up a dance!
then perform it
in costume

Steph: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA

me: remember doing that
forcing your moms to watch
and they pretended to like it

Steph: omg yes
like every saturday
to tiffany and debbie gibson

me: its like this is why u have to put me in dance class so i can learn to dance for real
u go down on your knees and put out each arm one at a time to the beat

Steph: i did lots of twirling for sure
beautiful twirling
remember get in shape girl? or no
im old

me: i do
didnt have it

Steph: i had the ribbon on a stick and i LOVED it

me: and then there was never enough space in the living room so someones dance move got cut off

Steph: yeah

me: brutal

Steph: were you ever in a talent show?

me: i am mortified for my past permed haired self
yes

Steph: oh man ditto

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