i was first to jump in the water and swim to the island because everyone else is a pussy ass bitch. i have a baby bib burn between my tits, it’s pretty gay. i don’t think i’ll be drinking fireball whiskey for awhile, kinda overdid it in that department. there was a massive dumping of rain saturday nite so we played pictionary and i won and then we tried to play twister but that got boring super fast. i saw a bear yesterday.

that’s suppose to be adam and eve.

let’s rewind back to thursday nite. met up with noel at oasis to be weirded out by the new decor that some television show did up in that bitch, same menu, shitty atmosphere though, too bright. we then went to andy’s poolhall to try out all of their clockwork orange type chairs and my beer tasted/smelled like noel’s litter box. then went to ted’s and noel was so loaded he was SMOKING CIGARETTES, gasp. then we bought a bunch of bingo scratch tickets and scratched them all whilst eating samosas, we kept winning and eventually went through the store’s entire supply of bingo tickets. the owner loved it. then went to velvet to look at all the nerds in the universe dance like poetry, it was pretty intense. i think i have developed dancing phobia cos i just couldn’t make dancing happen in that place.

that’s all i feel like saying for now.