eryn is in san diego and i am jealous.

last nite was the last pub nite ‘cos it’s been sold ‘cos it’s been losing money so now it will most likely turn into plastic food and beer with a silver table top bar in the middle of the room and when they take the wallpaper down, all of the drywall will come down with it.

some of the photographs are listed on ebay and going for thousands.

i felt like being a stealer, well, everybody did, but everything was screwed to the walls and we have enough junk anyway and not like a framed black and white photo of the queen of england is going to enhance my life in any shape or form.

and now i am going to talk about fat and lazy.

i am not as skeletor as i was during the summer and this is because of the weather and for some reason my metabolism slows down and everything i eat turns to fat and stays on my body ’til maybe spring when i get psycho over starving myself and drinking water and longboarding my face off and tanning just to wear a bikini top and hoard it over everybody else for a little while, how dumb is that.

and as much as all i am talking about these days is nothing more than i am fat my thighs are huge-ungous ew gross my arms look at my chin in that photo…

this time around, i don’t care about it as much.

like i care et all but it’s more of a I AM FAT RIGHT NOW BLARAHAHAH type thing like i am riki lake even though i am only 5-7 lbs more than before.

women are FUCKED like that.

no matter how cool you think your girlfriend is and comfortable in her own skin and all those dumb lies you think about her in the beginning stages of your relationship, it will turn into her being a crazy skinny obsess monster and she will spend her days and nites plotting on how to be a skinnier version of herself but then maybe not actually doing anything about it until she is planning to dump your ass and move on with her life as a skinny and then you have to sit around saying why me forever and ever and so what, she is with somebody else but she is just gonna turn all fat again with them and if she actually wants to stay with the dude then she has to be drowning in her fat-insecurities all over again and stay skinny just to keep the guy.

at least i am smiling more though in my head i am thinking I AM SO FAT RIGHT NOW.

pssssssssh.

oh and ps.

skinny people are not even happy then they are like excuse me i am skinny right now and nobody cares hello skinny over here!

AND they are bitchy because they don’t eat carbs and they go psycho and when i say they i mean ‘i’

the end.