From : Raymi Lauren
Sent : December 29, 2004 1:34:50 PM

To : tomgreenblog@yahoo.com

Subject : tom green is a lesbian

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hi

my name is raymi and i remember watching your eccentric hyperness way back on rogers cable ten because i am all canadian and shit. anyway, i am glad that you have a blog because that is how you keep your people interested and it unites cunty fans across the lands bla bla. i have a blog. i’ve had mine since 1999 and i get 3000-5000 hits a day (lie, kinda) because i am an obnoxious loudmouth who is funny and smart and marketably attractive and sometimes i put up pictures of my breasts and so i have successfully cornered that part of the market. i guess you could say i’m kinda eccentric myself but more in a self-destructive and half-assed i am bored of the world way. i write funny articles about pussy farts and how to be a small town slut and i probably make better jokes than you. i think we should be email buddies and i will post what you write back to me on my site and link you and it can be the new thing you do occasionally, either way it makes me look better. you should read my blog and copy it because it is real life mundane smut. oh yeh im 21 and bipolar manic depressive. how impressive is that. i’m putting this email on my blog, ps.

oh and my favorite thing u did i think is when your parents went away and you painted their house plaid and also the time you woke them up really late/early to watch that bon jovi concert vhs with you.

anyhow,

this is what i look like without any clothes on: http://slunk.indiko.com/happybarfgay

this is me and aimee: http://slunk.indiko.com/suckthat

this is me at the science centre: http://slunk.indiko.com/sciencecents

this is what i wrote about how to be a drunk asshole:

http://rocketpack.org/raymi-drunk_asshole.html

get me a job being your coolness advisor.

did i tell you enough things?

http://raymitheminx.com is my blog

bye

raymi