im sorry i missed you the other day when you were trying to chat with me.

i bought Jaime’s poster of you and it hangs proudly over my toilet

theres 50 Cent, a black skateboarder, and you

now i dont feel so gay when i whip it out and two black dudes are

looking at it cuz theres you topless looking the other way in disgust.

i hope you had a happy Christmas!

heres your assignment for today if you choose to accept.

go through your posts for 2004 as fast as you can. copy the good ones

and paste them into Word. if you can get 175 pages you have a book.

toss in some original pics of you, your friends, your blythe, etc.

email the word doc and the pics to me. i will put together a book for

you and send it back to you. then we can set you up with a CafePress

account and you can watch your sales skyrocket.

youre a goddess superstar model actress. your shit doesnt stink. if it

did you could sell the fragrance.

2005 is the year to reap what you sow.

youve sowed for a few years now.

its time to reap.

six months later you can follow up this book with the best of 2003 and

people will eat that up too.

xo0xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

tony

p.s. 2005 my only goal is to be half as good as you.