nowlf says:
give me a direction or theme
raymi says:
slander
nowlf says:
thats a tough one
nowlf says:
i mean, i try to stay away from backstabbing et al
raymi says:
boring
nowlf says:
yeah, im just really busy here at work
nowlf says:
and then at 4 we’re going to the ************ for a secret santa homo fest
raymi says:
thats fucking gay
nowlf says:
but i dont want to go because i have so much work to do.
nowlf says:
how sad is that?
raymi says:
what did u buy for the secret douchebag?
nowlf says:
its a lose/lose all around
raymi says:
coal?
nowlf says:
i bottle a bottle of bourbon, stuck a pair of black runnber gloves on it, and afixed a pack of lube and a note saying “keep it loose”
nowlf says:
i bottle a bottle. nice.
raymi says:
you are so clever
raymi says:
kind even
nowlf says:
Runnber. what the fuck is wrong with me
nowlf says:
usually i buy crap for them
raymi says:
working too much typos happen
nowlf says:
i mean, someone has to lose at secret santa
nowlf says:
if everyone got nice agreeable gifts there’s be no fun
nowlf says:
one year i bought a frozen turkey, bag of potatos, onions, box of stuffing.. you
know, everything for xmas dinner in a big 50pound garbage bag
nowlf says:
recipient didnt dig it much
nowlf says:
carrying it on the subway..
raymi says:
well what an unappreciative cunty fucker
nowlf says:
thats what i told her in front of everyone..
raymi says:
did she know that it was from you? cos isn’t it suppose to be a secret thing?
raymi says:
or you just couldnt contain yer pissed-offness
nowlf says:
yeah, i just exploded and raged for an hour at the restaurant — going along the lineup of coworkers, telling each and every one of them specifically what i hated about them
raymi says:
and then you got promoted, right?
nowlf says:
no, i went from blacksheep to madcow disease sheep
raymi says:
fuckin right
raymi says:
remember u told me about the time u broke into some girl’s place when she was away and completely rearranged all of her furniture and she didn’t appreciate it at all?
nowlf says:
yes
nowlf says:
though it wasnt as much a lack of appreciation, as it was fear.
raymi says:
how do u feel about that
nowlf says:
i felt bad that i made her cry. but i think she found it worthwhile, in the interesting vein, in the end.
raymi says:
did u at least get laid out of it
raymi says:
why the fuck did she cry?
raymi says:
she should have been flattered
nowlf says:
she’s timid by nature. i had no idea. though im sure i wouldve done it all over again anyway
