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Who the funk did this?!

Chocolate chips all over the BV stairwell. We just came from a cookie party so it made us feel insane, confused, guilty like what? So weird there’s a connection maybe? Hobos. Funkin’ Queen Street that’s what.

I lipped off a copper last night too yeah that’s right BOOYAKASHA He was rude to me and a woman so I go NICE ATTITUDE in the meanest most sarcastic loudest voice ever because HE goes Oh really? really!? really barking it at us for stepping through the yellow tape and I said at first even-keeled meekly that I thought it was okay for pedestrians (I will NEVER admit fault of defeat) but then another cop says take the graffiti alley and I stopped myself from saying OH Okay I’ll go get raped in this back alley now. See how tones of voices can really set you off? I felt like I was fighting a fight for everyone or as Speidi said about Celebrity Big Brother UK that he feels like it’s the world Cup (for America) ahha. It had also occurred to me that I looked like something out of the Nutcracker what with my hoop and outfit, smooth one. Anyway I got away with being mouthy and beat it out of there to Union. I was diverted from the car that hit a cyclist on Queen last night I have pics of it and everything but I have to go do some other crap right meow first. Have a nice V Day. Singles Awareness Day: SAD. XO Big Chief.