You down with FPP?

Welcome to the gun show bro! Yeah, I work out. NBD. I hope I never turn in to the type of person who will one day eventually scream I INVENTED YOU at her. We love Alyssa I am very proud of her for being her with a little bit of me okay I will stop now (no I won’t)(but I will try).

Celeb chef Chris’ Woods hot little wife Dorothy. She danced in a cage before when she was a wild child I asked if she could do that again at her pool party this summer.

Evidently this is upon arrival as my hair is a mess and there are little old ladies still sitting everywhere.

Sat at the same table pretty much as last time. Remember the last time? The mayor was there and so was Dan Aykroyd and I sat on some radio personality’s motorcycle out front and it caused a bit of a scandal. It made the Grid and part because I was doing sh- like this all night long.

and this.

This too.

Dream team.

Well anyway that was then this is now.

And we had an exquisite time as much this time as we did then. There were VIPs peppering the room, one hot shot split after a quickie appearance before Miss Minx’s entourage arrived. His loss.

One of these things is not like the others, come on Rebecca get in here.

Getting better.

Our beet salads.

Roast chicken for main course. It was juicy and succulent, like me.

This is Diane Dupuy and she’s the leader of the pack and is an incredible woman. She runs the ship of all the special darling employees whom both serve and perform at the FPP (Famous People Players) which is one of my favourite places and causes to support. Check out the newly redesigned website for all bg info it truly is an inspiring and magical place and once and awhile Dan Akyroyd rolls on in for a good hang lol.

Throw ‘em a donation if you’re feeling giving someday or get involved there are so many ways in which to do so or go see a show take the kids take a ton of kids old and young it’s fun for the whole fam, a very trippy experience and fancy dining environment.

I brought my non-sexual lesbian life partner Rebecca as my date and as it turns out Rebecca has been to the FPP before fifteen years ago. It does feel like a time-warp going there you will dig it if you’re at all the sentimental type.

I dressed less adulterous this time.

Show time. This post is going to be disjointed because I’m working with two sets of photog’s shots. I recognize that logo I didn’t know Afrim was a thespian the man just does it all. The festival of chefs was the reason behind this particular event it was the launch party.

Nice creeper shot colleague.

It was cool seeing them come out after the show and show us how it’s all done by throwing more light on the performers, that is a great addition that I didn’t get to see last time.

And the players are all adorablah of course too everyone is wine drunk from dinner and in utter awe and by everyone I mean me. I’m glad my dress had white on it and announced to the entire frigging audience our last guys in the theatre arrival, cool one Raymi.

I love the zany puppets, they’re dated-looking and it works and is unexpected so it has the wow-factor when each song and scene changes. There’s just so much going on they really are savants at their craft standing-O bravo indeed.

Look it’s me. Also there was an element of burlesque added to the show which I will just go ahead and take credit for right meow ha ha.

When it was done I didn’t want to be stuck behind all the slow crotcheties so I went through slot in the riser and boy it sure was a farther down drop than expected and it happened in front of this gaggle of elder birds and startled them completely and then, I ran away. I retold the incident for the rest of the evening and chuckled inwardly about it.

This high roller got us a round of wine and told us about his fancy film business life. Apparently he threw one of Toronto’s biggest parties ever during the film fest and no you cannot have his contact information I got dibs.

Blinky Alyssa sitting in a tree and Rebecca is trying to nuzzle my wuzzle.

Everyone was saying I was skinny all night long even though I was skinny the last time I was at FPP maybe they forgot that but it was nice to hear that on a fat day.

Another day where I win for longest toe.

That chick told us a dirty joke in the bathroom. Loved it!

Do you think they are hiring? Lolz. Oh look I am being checked out WHAT ELSE IS NEW. I think my tv show will be called Yuppie Baiting.

I want a kitty shirt, I had one very similar to it from the Cat’s Meow Motel boutique that my mother used to manage in Streetsville, you guys think you know cats, bro, you don’t compared to me and my moms. Man we got stories.

I want to be the guy who operates that thing or I want to watch someone learn how to do it and make fun of them I want that person to be Rebecca and we can sell tickets so you can watch it too.

Lookin’ a little UN up in hurr.

One of my pointy shoe points hooked in to a woman’s jacket drooping over her chair beside our table and I almost bailed as my entire leg became ensnarled in it. She didn’t help me either. I found it inconsiderate. If I have a humongous coat I am super aware of it bothering anybody, you know? I find that people often treat me poorly just because. Not elaborating but it is annoying to deal with passive aggression you don’t deserve CONSTANTLY. It makes me a bitch because I do not treat people like that.

You’re adorable.

I missed out on those.

Oh hi Tony baloney. He always has something funny to say to me so as I pretended not to notice him come up to me waiting in line for cheese I braced myself for impact and quick response. I didn’t disappoint.

Chris Woods loves him some Raymi. See how charming I am haters?

Rebecca said she knows more about food than me a million more times this night too. Cool.

These are Alyssa‘s shots now. Thanks for being my event personal photog. You can do anything you want when you have a photo pass AND get evidence of it too it really isn’t very fair at all when you think about it bahaha.

Delish apps with freshly sliced prosciutto and bufala ah gad the salt and whatever drizzled on top put us in heaven.

No bread for rebecca though so Afrim made us the Raymi special.

I saw a few keeners taking photos of the oldschool slicer.

Be careful!

See how uncomfortable people are when they first show up to things?

Great job Chris!

Alyssa is hotter in real life, yeah she’s hot here too but what I mean is I found myself staring jealously at her throughout the night but then I was like she is of my own creation what have I done then I was like I have no business taking ownership of anything, mindf-ck which rolls out to equal that of a girl crush.

Hi hi hi.

Yes yes feed the monster. Okay I have to wrap this up for now but I’ll add the rest in a few hours I have ‘tings to do boo. xo raymbo it’s gorgeous out!