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I look pissed off here. That’s because I was.

Gorgeous contempt. I just discovered so many photos on mystery camera, oh boy.

I do not pass up an opportunity for good photo lighting.

Okay your turn now.

Rebecca is in NYC right now. Go find her.

She told us everything she had to pack, would pack and any suggestions I made she disagreed with and went on to her packing items list COOL THANKS. How I pack is vastly different. I go in to my tickle trunk, flip out, start crying and yelling, take a shower and picture all the outfits I can create from scraps of tank tops and praying I have a pair of clean leggings or tights I can build an outfit around so listening to your anal friend dictate an itemized organized detailed list of stuff is not my jam, man.

This is my jam. It’s not a SOFA: Sweater over my Fat Ass BECAUSE it cuts off just at my bum instead of hanging over it back there phew, and then the bat wings dangle at the sides.

This watermelon is smarter than you.

Cool sitcom bro.

How many glass things have been smashed while at Rebecca’s place? She gets awful mad but I don’t know why someone has all those glass jars laying around if they don’t expect a few to get smashed while everyone who is over also being smashed at the time of smashing. Also it wasn’t me never not once.

I think your cat could stand for a bigger bed, just saying.

Or not who cares nobody asked me. Chi Chi drinks out of a watering jug standing up like Azlan so, nothing phases.

Covering my chest zits yay!

Pass it up guy! Craption Contest!

Ooh maybe I’ll have breakfast in Russia right meow? (code name for day vodka). One time at the caddy I asked her if she had anything to drink that day and she goes hmm no wait did I have any vodka today? LOL! LUSH! LOLUSH. New name for something. Jules.

Adorablah. I love the garbage can too. Bech that needs to be out of the party zone. What are you on E? jajaja.

One last dance then I hit the road Jack.

This was a successful delivery day.

I never eat the potatoes.

Yeah guy chicken shawarma booyakasha!!

He gets cheese fries too. Insanity. Too delicious.

Spring fever nails.

Shh. Sleeping.

Be quiet thank you.

I’m a spring baby so I get in to it.

I don’t know why but spring is kind of nerdy, all these shy people start chiming in about weather and growing personalities coming alive and stuff and you’re like what the hell is that a boner?

I dressed like a superhero.

Off to shop.

Look at my niece! The wig makes her look so grown up. Model future!

At this age I did not look this dope. She’s 13.

I have to go shower now have a nice day guys.