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Soup and salad and Raymi! Heather I cannot wait to get my mouth on those pickled green tomatoes! One of these days!

Classic Raymbo patrol.

I was bringing Christbreakfastmas back. It was extremely windy and chilly.

These were in Courtney’s bathroom and I was soused from School (A restaurant not a learning insitution) and was feeling them.

Did I post this yet? Anyway those are the roots once washed after dying.

Stella got tag teamed by these freaks but don’t worry gave a lot of bites back too, they asked for it. They’re so adoarblah though with different colour eyes and they breathe like little grunty piglets it was funny when I first arrived with Stella they were NOT expecting that and a scrap broke out. Dogs man, that shit cray!

And I looked like that. Bry was like uh Raymi, hahah I can’t remember but I said yeah it had occurred to me that I might have looked cray when I left the house but I liked it plus did not care. The older you get the more of a write off you become and can get away with running like I just got off an Edward Scissorhands set (housewife shit).

Have you ever gotten a manicure hungover on your own couch before? On your birthday? Eating a bowl of chips drinking gingerale after wake ‘n baking? It was intense, especially with the hair dryer to set the decals, poor Kathy’s lamp broke on her way over to my place but she said they often use hair dryer’s backstage at fashion shows instead of bulbs. I’ve never been so deathly hung on my birthday before I think that is a right of passage. People treat their birthdays like bachelor parties or maybe I do no wait what? I just mean maybe like the eve of a wedding. Anyway it felt nice to have my nails done while my marbles were all over the place I was worried I’d have to cancel my party but we did it all over again that night it was pretty craytacular.

This is the second leather jacket snafu from Salvador Darling now thank god it wasn’t me again though our poor baby Jules is stuck with this one and someone snatched hers instead I bet some chick liked it too much over this one, if you remember a girl you hang with who had a bday jam at Salvador Darling two Fridays ago and this is her jacket please make her give my friend Jules back her coat. Tanya got mine back last time miraculously so you never know second time’s the charm, maybe? Next time wear a fug coat it happens there a lot and the more weird stand out your jacket is the more a trashed chick won’t think it belongs to her. Hopefully.

Took me a second to remember who this guy was I just stepped out of my nervous at events fog (plus Teacher bounced) and he’s like Raymi you don’t talk to me anymore I was in the middle of telling someone about him being the P&L requisite hipster guy at the end of the bar but then it occured to me he is buds with a dude I used to see and it all came back as well his fuckin hi-jinx (nice play bro) of dramz causing between Crazy Stewart and I, whom I’m meeting up with very soon I better get a move on this post we’re going shopping and to a fashion show, free shopping spree eeh but anyway it was nice to hang and get loaded with ya maybes I’ll make it to Anagram’s last show assuming you’ll be there too. I think this will be my last year of “moshing” “slam dancing” and skanking. Just kids may the skank neva die.

Someone was a jerk to me all day and then someone got horrible heartburn at night from drinking ALL of this with my brother. GOOD!

Hahaha. Wonder when that Xtra phote will surface so I can have the orig for my blog. AH-nuh!

Thanks for this mom! Future lez much? Lol.

Cool produce bro.

I’ll prob wear this skirt today.

Teeny t-shirt I bought. I look so Garth Algar in this get-up. Sha-wing!

I’ve been on an allergy meds tour, these are the latest jams. Looks like birth control at first glance.

My mom brought another one of these and slipped it to me and everyone was like WHAT WAS THAT? I said it was a tampon so Teacher thought I was actually on my period for a few days haha nope not yet soon I hope!! These aren’t lady fingers it’s one whole firecracker and very loud and scary. Dad was not very pumped about these. They came from uncle Mike lol.

My special place! If I am in a good mood it can get dreamy up in there.

Glam it up or shut up. Blue against blond gets them every time. Just wait til me and my notorious blue maxi summer dress hit the streets you will not hear the end of it lol.

Excuse me that’s my hat.

This is the toothbrush I use at my dad’s heheheh.

I bought this wig when I had long black hair. Funny right. I bought the wig at Malabar without any idea for a halloween costume in mind (I went as a pathetic blondie, I looked good but, heart wasn’t in it) and I guess subconsciously then I was gravitating toward the bombshell tinsel town tresses.

If it’s true all these morons are actually leaving the SNL cast (dumb move!) it just makes it easier for guys like me to step in their place. Ultimate dream.

I have many looks and voices, love dress-up, yeah, I need to flex these skills more. No more fuckin’ around Jones!

I beat the fam twice in a row then lost my streak but it was pretty fun and intense to play this vintage game. I want to buy a new board game. Dammit I will. We’re going to host my fam in May for a double Birthday Jamboree dad you owe me and we will need some board games or maybe our own Balderdash (I am even better at Bdash than Scrabble). Anyway.

Rebecca this is when I was telling you about the cat sitting in a pile of presents that exploded out of the bag.

It’s all about the music man.

I need to go for a punish run asap here is one of ten million reasons why.

The last night of being 28. I am done mourning now.

I will wear those fancy tights too thanks AJ xoxo I tried the Shampoo this morning, ultra luxurious :).

Lady Garbage missed us.It turns in to Noah’s Ark when we get back.

Went through like every cup while at Dunc’s lol good times.

Burn.

You are the reason my tummy jiggles right meow.

What?

This idea didn’t last long. A cat was always lying on it and asking to die.

Last week of twenty eight.

I dunno if this has been blogged yet enjoy it all over again if so.

Roots are way longer now.

Smile time station, all aboard!

I’d love to stay but bro I gotta go!

Is it thirsty Thursday already?