Boohoo official weekender
Ha sweet and classy that’s me!
Much more was eaten this day, this entire long weekend oh god please no more eating all we can do is eat here and be horizontal for hours on end watching tv I think I lost all muscle definition and toning from my arms which my mother was kind to repeat numerous times about her stupid trainer wanting to sculpt me. RUDE. Go sculpt your own damn self. Hmm I guess I am premenstrual ha ha. I am just tired of people’s shit, everyone’s. Hi it’s me over here being tired, you got shit? Well then I am tired of it straighten up and fly right asshole. I will be sure to launch a lawn chair before I leave. You’re welcome. Should we film it?
And please like there are lawn chairs here, we have real chairs not made from lawns.
I think the reason people eat more out here or city people do is because of boredom and NO I am not saying I was bored here I mean, Rebecca (take a drink) says all she’s done at her grandparents is eat and eat again once she was finished. More cheese? Hey, is it time to eat again yet? I made every single thing that I could from the fridge. Bacon and eggs at dinner you bet! I think it is the timing of my hormones and stuff and also I don’t know why I just feel fatter in the suburbs and when we drive home somewhere on the QEW we pass through a slim down force field. You feel more isolated from friends and shit so each handful of chips is a handshake from your friends and you just keep going for it until you have to open another bag or go to the store and buy more bags of chips and popcorn for all the tv you are going to watch. Necessity! You can’t take a spin out the door around the block to have a beer (well you could but you won’t) so then you start to cut some cheese instead and get the crackers out hey guys I made a plate of cheese and crackers want some? Everybody always wants some. Then, while we are eating that I get the idea to dismantle the rotisserie chicken and make sandwiches! and that is the story of gaining five suburban pounds no problem. Maybe if there were some exercising to balance out all the gorging but there isn’t of course! I am dying to do my free weights and go for a run when I get back I hope I don’t have a bacon heart attack.
Zit is in the scrabble dictionary by the way. That’s 50 points. By the way.
So what’s going on tonight, nothing probably. Maybe a mini bender? It’s the official weekender boohoo back to reality tomorrow not that this guy ever actually has to go back. But I have band practice! And I have to go shopping and exchange my dress at Holt, I am thinking I’ll get a dress or a nice cardigan, I don’t know. Maybe some awesome shorts. Hi, where are the awesome shorts? Jajaja. Til next time. Oh right, Happy Easter.
I am ready to launch some lawn chairs for the same reason! I started going to a buddhist centre to shift my consciousness because I am so frusterated right now. (No joke, don’t make fun!) I feel you, girl. Happy Easter to my golden bunny, lots of eating going on over here too. I was able to use ALL my scrabble letters last night at our family easter dinner game night, SABOTAGED (that was the word. haha) the game! it was great. mwah mwah mwah I hope you have a good week. <3
I had a whopper when we got home and am picking at the planet on my upper lip it’s a marilyn monroe volcano beauty mark and I need to do tricep extensions and I need to lose 3lbs how do you think I am doing grrrrr ahhah hi!!
I want an ANGRY whopper! but our bk is very scuzzy at our downtown bus terminal, so i refuse to go there.
listen to me, you are beautiful with your marilyn monroe volcano beauty mark and an extra 3lbs from the weekend. The mark will be gone soon and you have the determination to shed those 3lbs. GIRL, you’re gorgeous no matter. Take stella bella out for a walk and drown everything out with your ipod, thats what i am doing with my dog. I love you and you are perfect just the way you are. D’ahh. Hi. <3
oh i’m not that bad but my volcanic monroe beauty mark is now an angry whopper that needs to be drained SEXY TIMES. SEXY TRICEPS and knee socks time. I bought the teeniest shirt wait til you see it you will need a magnify glass o_o ps. stella says hey.
mmmmmmm that makes me want to eat your face. (gross, too far?) Hi stella, I think you are neat! Penny says HI! Stella’s little personality thru your blog reminds me of penny.. they are little sweeties filled with big personalities. I can’t wait to see your teeny shirt, post pics i got my glasses on!
I was going to say you can come here and have MY angry zit whopper but I didn’t want to be too disgusto. I folded up the teeny tiny shirt into a a tiny tiny square then I unfolfed it and hung it up in a a teeny tiny fashion so you will have to wait til tomorrow or til later when I get ADHD again. Stella is dive bombing the cats because she thinks she is the only baby now after the weekend. Hi Penny!
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7042/6915880852_bfc0c380a1_z.jpg it looks like that hahaha
HAHA! Omg did you draw that?! What color is yours, is it blue too? THATS HOT! do the two sides that dangle tie up at the back, that is a teeny tiny shirt of many options! I can’t wait to see! COME ON SUMMER
dangles at the sides and is this tiny yes