Raymovie

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Everything I do is 1000% more interesting now with these Minx nails and no one told me that they matched my shirt all day yesterday I had to figure it out on my own at the end of the night. Stupid.

How adorablah.

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Little bunneh. We watched Hop yesterday. 1. It’s super cray 2. Russel Brand is the voice of the rabbit 3. the end will make you laugh your brains out make sure you are completely demented hung out of your mind incarnate 4. hank azaria does the chickadee’s voices 5. there’s one part when all the baby chicks at the easter bunny headquarters all go mmmmm in unison and it’s so adorablah. 6. The Hoff is in it! 7. It’s trippy and magical and by pixar? dreamworks? Hello?

I ordered basil chicken and chicken noodles (with basil and chili) the exact same shit! Another Lauren move. I don’t think hangovers are a good time for experimenting I get psychotically specific in fact. I wanted basil chicken but I needed noodles too. Afterward after all this eating and gorging more hilarious coital euphemisms were invented by yours truly. “Are you eating noodles?” Puketastic hilarity. Then I laughed for five solid minutes after at first a full body convulsive ticklish reaction like I got paddled after a stroke (knock on wood) what it tickled I’m sensi! and then asked if it was “scary doing that”, he could have lost a tooth! Then more laughing. Then I laughed at that I was laughing I will spare you from the rest. Oh shut up can you imagine if I wrote actual porn or sex fiction for gas station spindle romance novels? Page turners!

I only regret we didn’t order more pop but am glad we didn’t it’s all sugar and crap. So addicting. Maybe I will buy ginger and shave it in to soda water yeah right can you imagine doing that during a bender hangover city you’d slice your skin off. Note to self add that to a Raymovie I think I need to take my brand in to a b movie direction, troma films maybe. I’ve been asked a few times to attend their film awards in NYC, is that still a thing? I think I’d need severe bangs again for that.

It is killer and smells amazing I’ll take pics of the other side because I have nothing else going on. j/k.

Gotta go cab is here.

It was an exciting night!!

Pearls or strawbs. Strawbs wins.

Why did I dress like a Matriarch though? Classy hides the sins.

Hangover of century but kept my appt! Can’t help it if the minxer comes to you. Forgot to take a picture with the logo and my tattoo. Must email them note to self. We have a few things up our sleeves that Kathy and I.

She also coincidentally wore a very similar dress to the one Teach bought me wow. It’s too big despite being an xs it must have been from a giant section or meant for elder chicks I’ll show you a picture of it on, too bad cos it has a nice slip too. He didn’t even use the Holt gift card I gave him from my leftover fashion show shopping spree. Classy guy. I bought my Smythe blazer with the other $620 o_O.

I won outfit of the picnic award for this guy!

Stacey Mckenzie was impressed by my walk and I closed the show.

He went out and got me eggs and gingerale and chips. Birthday Slave!

Then I went for a cray run the other day to see the boys’ new work spot in libville (who are doing my website in slow motion).

Next time I will wear a toque. Bry was like uhhh, I forget. I said it had occurred to me that I looked crazy before I left the house but didn’t care. Run dance singing with the dog everybody smiles at us.

It’s also punishment for shit like this tsk tsk.

Last day of being blond hahahahha.

Finally watched Toy Story 3. Kind of Toy Snory but good enough I particularly enjoyed something out of the special features, a mini short about this special secret room in the studios adjacent to one guy’s office he bit by bit changed in to a sick party pad and one day a fellow disney/pixar employee crawled through the duct and discovered him in this secret lair and then it became this place that everyone had to be taken on the tour, only the super mega famous VIPs so now it has photos and stories of all these rock stars and cray famous people who go for a drink there I would DIE to be that guy who becomes their butler buddy infamous whatever for making the secret room to begin with and everyone has to crawl on their hands and knees through a long-ass duct to have a martini in the day. Make a movie about that pixar!

So fungry right now do I make soup or wait longer?

So hype and now I say things like so hype. Don’t believe the! Next time I am mix and matching again. If you want Kathy to do your nails you can get the Raymbo discount, get in touch if you want her digits. She’s Minxed quite the people in her time wowzers. Models, Lady Gaga.

I’m just very in to the neat straight lines of the ska checks as well the union jacks there’s no telling that these duds are different than free hand painting lines plus who’s a Brit girl now I am.

Ugh death becomes her.

I slowly came back to life.

Most expensive slip ever.

Age check.

I stayed horizontal until I bawthed in the tub and refrained from saying gonna pull a Whitney until now.

They let us exchange beers for cocktails (had a voucher from vday) and I didn’t even have to pull a I’m a foodie blogger thing.

Roots there it is.

We wanted to eat at the bar because it’s less formal and my secret agenda was to not really eat.

Sometimes these glasses just look so stupid on me I love it and I don’t care anymore.

We are yuppie poseurs. Whatever looks good on us. Greatest bamboozle yet!

I am going to see if my snaggletooth is coming back I don’t feel that it is with my tongue in my mouth feels same length. They filed it down for me once, dentist visit is long overdue. You are welcome for sharing this is what happens when bitches age.

Not this bitch though jajaja.

Cray o-lay.

I’m about to have bk I am excited and guilty in advance. And more onion rings. And Syrah. Birthday booze blues. Just kidding I just feel like Syrah plus I exercised today. Plus it’s my birthday for until we say it’s not anymore. Plus whatever I am old now I will just turn in to a potato and die.