Happy St. Butt’s Day
I feel a bit bummed for not going out. We’re not even drinking (not necessary still tanked from yesterday!)
Teacher bought me these last year and I never wore them cos they made me feel fat wtf right haha. Now they fit like a lucky charm.
So I’ll be watching SNL in this tonight. A friendemy tagged a photo of my ass as Hazel Mcallion today. Nice try you old eye bagged asshole, all your girlfriends are YOUR age too by the way, which is over a decade older than me so you insult all of them too in the process and ps I have the ass of a sixteen year old. Still! Bye!
Me last year.
Aww. Sorry I got lost and reminiscent there for a sec. Did anyone else cry at the end of Jersey Shore? I might have bawled and or sobbed, I forget can’t remember haha see ya.
